the recovery

[Speicher]

I moff to find a note of eleventy earth pounds. A nevelope and a stamp.

I will consult a natlas to find the nearest poke office.

 

[classic33]

Got a few of these!

 

[byegad]

Ah! The famous Irishman's forgery. When asked why he didn't make it 10 bob he replied, Begorrah! I didn't want to seem greedy.

 

[byegad]

Well the peasants are over excited today. It's hunt a Guy time for their annual early finish and bonfire and someone has told them that one has been sited en-route between Byegad Towers and Rawmarsh. I've offered a small reward to the lucky peasant that captures him, and an even larger reward, that could even be money, to whoever gets him onto the bonfire and lights it. I've loaded the House Blunderbusses with coloured glass and coloured flour and will thus be able to put the SBGG out of its/his misery once it/he is well alight. That way I save on the annual firework* budget too.

* N.B. Firework**, not fireworks. I may be made of money but that doesn't mean I waste it.

** Usually a Roman candle as we got a job lot of pretty red ones when they scrapped the Whitby fishing fleet and they, umm , fell onto the back of the Estate lorry.***

*** You may ask where's the expense, but matches don't grow on trees you know!!

 

[markg0vbr]

I got my full ticket of haggis 20 tins! 2 beaters and a golden retrever; I threw back the trafick cone as they are out of seson.

We had a bit of a do with the care workers as we have 2 coming in 4 times a day and 2 coming twice in the night.
Simple, only this is provided by 4 current providers and the resbite nurse is from hospice at home, a district nurse and NHS contenance supply and advice lady, I just sit in the kitchen dribbling and trying to find the corect log book for each of them.
What with mum being deaf things can soon become like a episode of a cheep comedy film.

This morning two care workers came in and showerd my mum and gave her brakefast but we could not find the log book fore them, the lady next door came over and asked if she could have her care workers back as they had come to the rong bungalow.

The van doors have been installed, the insulation stuck in place and tinfolil so you can't hear the voices when you are driving.
Though my eldest boy says it makes it look like a serial killers van.

My recovery has hit a dit of a snagg, the sofa from hell my body is slowly forming in to the shape of two well sat on cushions with my neck tilted over to the side, this is exelant for looking along the shelve of the book shop.

I am going to throw cortion to the wind and drasticly increase my Xmas holiday spending to 12 pounds 43 pence some one has got to jump start the economy.

 

[byegad]

Grrr!

No wonder Young Ned (age 83) has been missing since November the 6th. After claiming the threepenny piece reward for putting the SBGG on the bonfire as the Guy he simply disappeared. Also nobody has seen the village mutterer Grumblin George since the early evening of November 5th! The two events along with the reappearance of the SBGG have rather spoilt my mood. I'm off the burn down the hovels of Young Ned and Grumblin George and several other hovels that I find in shear bad temper. Xmas is cancelled for the entire Estate again this year and when I find the Tower's cat it's in for a good kicking too.

 

[Scoosh]

and several other hovels that I find in shear bad temper

Which one ?

Shear bad temper, Durham; shear bad temper, Yorkshire; or shear bad temper, Essex ?

 

[markg0vbr]

Which one ?

Shear bad temper, Durham; shear bad temper, Yorkshire; or shear bad temper, Essex ?

We don't do bad temper every one is a ray of sunshine int rawmarsh.

I think I will have a Xmas 2 the rewrap! And may go so far as to smile "for a small fee, non refundable if the smile is creepy or lopsided"
From lack of sleep or a drug induced haze I put 3quid in to a poppy day tin today I have spent the remainder of the day having a not stand up with a wet cloth on my forehead in a darkend room.

Plans are a elbow to bring back the nitnurse nylon knit balaclavers and carbolic soap, will we get petroleum at 24p a Ltr as well?

 

[byegad]

Which one ?

Shear bad temper, Durham; shear bad temper, Yorkshire; or shear bad temper, Essex ?

Yorkshire.
We are at home in Byegad Towers for the Yuletide break at the moment. The Embassy staff in Durham are having a short break in that they don't have Lady Byegad's sharp tongue ordering them around all day! The fires were very picturesque last night and there's a huddled mass of peasantry at the North gates of Byegad Towers trying to gain shelter under the Buttresses of the North Tower. I'll get the guards to shower them with cold water once it gets a bit colder to move them on. The lazy beggars need to be rebuilding their hovels unless they want to freeze to death.

Meanwhile the reward for the demise of the SBGG has gone viral with people from all over Yorkshire offering real cash for his head, preferably detached from his body. Even denizens of the uncivilised world (Everywhere else but Yorkshire!) have offered money. Methinks that this could be a nice little earner as money flows in, so don't expect to read of his death until the cash stops flowing.

Meanwhile T't Whiteshirts (The political wing of the Yorkshire independence party.) are holding a torchlight rally in York to recruit a secret army of informants and assassins all dedicated to the capture and eventual slow lingering death of the SBGG. We are even thinking of allowing foreigners, from anywhere but Lancashire of course, to join in this holy campaign to cleanse Rawmarsh* of the scourge of the SBGG.

* A little known fact is that Rawmarsh supplies almost all of Yorkshire with a village idiot, and even supplies that foreign despote Queen Elizabeth of Saxe-Coberg und Gortha (and England) with a fool. He's so good he even pretends to be Greek!

 

[markg0vbr]

Rapid and strenuous attempts to close the checkpoint Cedric faild.
Diplomatic a temps will continue to resolv the problem of revolting presents upt north.

My mum has found some care workers she likes violet and loo both from Africa where lady's of a fuller figure are found.
Both are incredibly strong and I must admit some what intimidating, I don't think it is common practice for one to be thrown a cross a lady's shoulder then run up the corridor to the bath room for ones ablutions.?

 

[classic33]

Rapid and strenuous attempts to close the checkpoint Cedric faild.
Diplomatic a temps will continue to resolv the problem of revolting presents upt north.

My mum has found some care workers she likes violet and loo both from Africa where lady's of a fuller figure are found.
Both are incredibly strong and I must admit some what intimidating, I don't think it is common practice for one to be thrown a cross a lady's shoulder then run up the corridor to the bath room for ones ablutions.?

Practice, for when you least expect it!
They are also checking their timings and route beforehand.

 

[byegad]

Hah! Got away with it.

 

[markg0vbr]

My ice trike complete with wind rap fit under my camper bed, trips to the far north may be coming up.
I will be towing a robin reliant

 

[classic33]

My ice trike complete with wind rap fit under my camper bed, trips to the far north may be coming up.
I will be towing a robin reliant

Bond Bugs in reverse!

 

[markg0vbr]

I had a fort a old plastic upside down bath tub might make a nice Vélo ?