The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Steady on Papa Dirkie, I dont want another thigh thrashing. I think Pat's beginning to enjoy it too much

 

[classic33]

Them's the ones.

Thought you were quiet.

 

[Dirk]

Thought you were quiet.

It was @Drago s fault....

 

[Drago]

Oh Lordy, I've gone done it again

 

[Dirk]

Oh Lordy, I've gone done it again

LOL

 

[Drago]

I probably deserved my thigh slapping that time to be fair. It's just I cant stand politicians, and cant resist the chance to extract the wee out of them. A Mr N.Kruschev of Moscow complained about that one.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Mod's Note:
I get that retired people have lots of time in their hands but lately this thread has attracted complains about innuendos inappropriate to a family forum.
Please think of the ... erm ... great-grandchildren that could stumble upon this thread?

 

[Drago]

How could a young lass like you have great grand children?

 

[Dirk]

Ooh! Matron!

 

[Drago]

Our Pat needs to be careful getting too close to me. Dr Alice is a very jealous lady.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Our Pat needs to be careful getting too close to me. Dr Alice is a very jealous lady.

No worries, I'm too short for you, only 5ft 2, I'd need a ladder to get any closer than your toes

 

[Drago]

5 feet 2, eh? Just the right height to perch a cup of tea on!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

5 feet 2, eh? Just the right height to perch a cup of tea on!

Cup of tea??
Sorry, we are incompatible, I'm a double espresso woman

 

[Dirk]

5 feet 2, eh? Just the right height to perch a cup of tea on!

I like a man who lives dangerously.

 

[Drago]

You better not be coming on to me!