The Retirement Thread

[ebikeerwidnes]

Right - I can now come clean

I have JUST applied for my State Pension so I am officially old
or will be soon


'Bout time these bloomin' working age people started contributing to my pension!!!

 

[Baldy]

Did you hear about the cross dresser from Greater Manchester?

He has a Wigan address.

Oh dear 🙄

 

[Baldy]

Right - I can now come clean

I have JUST applied for my State Pension so I am officially old

No, you're not old yet. Old is officially two years older than whatever age I'm at. So, at the moment old is over 70. Next year it will go up to 71.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Right - I can now come clean

I have JUST applied for my State Pension so I am officially old
or will be soon


'Bout time these bloomin' working age people started contributing to my pension!!!

Reminds me of a conversation with three working grandchildren pontificating on how they were paying for State Pensioners through their taxes.

Their jaws dropped when we discussed further and I pointed out that as an SP I still pay more tax than the three of them combined.

Moral victory to me.

 

[Dave7]

No, you're not old yet. Old is officially two years older than whatever age I'm at. So, at the moment old is over 70. Next year it will go up to 71.

You are a mere child ........79 is facing me.

 

[Dave7]

Right - I can now come clean

Phew...... I thought you were going to tell us you were pregnant.

 

[Dirk]

No, you're not old yet. Old is officially two years older than whatever age I'm at. So, at the moment old is over 70. Next year it will go up to 71.

I'm old then...71 three days ago.