The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Back from the metropolis. £200 lighter in my pocket.

Raining and lots of standing water on the road.

 

[Dave7]

Listening to R2 and there is a phone in discussing erectile disfunction.
I don't want to listen to that............
Things are hard enough.

 

[Dave7]

Back from the metropolis. £200 lighter in my pocket.

Raining and lots of standing water on the road.

Thought you weren't going if it was raining?

 

[BoldonLad]

Back from the metropolis. £200 lighter in my pocket.

Raining and lots of standing water on the road.

How many pairs of jeans is that? 😂

 

[postman]

£200 lighter in my pocket.

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Ah but is it a blazer that Accy would wear.And is the lighter made by Purdey,Accy has some style and a profile to keep up.

 

[postman]

Listening to R2 and there is a phone in discussing erectile disfunction.
I don't want to listen to that............
Things are hard enough.

These are your friend.

 

[Dave7]

View attachment 795371 These are your friend.

I did suffer from ED once so went to the Doctor. He injected my dangly bits and it was an immediate success. Problem was I couldn't get rid of it...... it was like that for 3 weeks.
I went back to the Doc and asked him what he had injected it with.
He said "2 of sand and 1 of cement"

 

[postman]

I did suffer from ED once so went to the Doctor. He injected my dangly bits and it was an immediate success. Problem was I couldn't get rid of it...... it was like that for 3 weeks.
I went back to the Doc and asked him what he had injected it with.
He said "2 of sand and 1 of cement"

Two nuns were cycling over the Paris-Roubaix course on the Pave,I have not come this way before said one nun.nor have i said the other,should we cycle here again next week .

 

[postman]

View attachment 795371 These are your friend.

Chemo does some damage and can cause a bit of feeling a failure,take advice from me,get to see your doctor.Getting back from chemo and cancer is bad enough,but luckily i did not suffer from depression after treatment.but i did need help,and these work.

 

[Mo1959]

Listening to R2 and there is a phone in discussing erectile disfunction.
I don't want to listen to that............
Things are hard enough.

You should be a stand up comedian.

 

[slow scot]

It’s a £10 Christmas bonus that the government gives to those on state pensions or benefits. If you were born before September 1959 you should get the winter fuel payment.

I am pre 1959, but haven’t received any winter fuel payment. But thanks for the information.

 

[Mo1959]

I am pre 1959, but haven’t received any winter fuel payment. But thanks for the information.

Here’s the relevant website here where you can get more info.

https://www.mygov.scot/pension-age-winter-heating-payment

 

[slow scot]

Here’s the relevant website here where you can get more info.

https://www.mygov.scot/pension-age-winter-heating-payment

Again, thanks for that. I really must check what my annual income is!

 

[postman]

You should be a stand up comedian.

Brilliant it took a minute but i got it.

 

[Paulus]

Our printer has been playing up recently, the paper would only go so far in them jam, sometimes not load straight and get twisted and then the printer would show all sorts of faults.
Today I looked inside with a torch, and low and behold, deep down there was a piece of foliage, presumably from MrsP's art class stuff. I managed to retrieve it using a carving knife and a pair of forceps. It seems to be better now.