The Retirement Thread

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Widnes
Apparently one of my posts has been deleted


Fair enough - I do post some drivel!!
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Pilot and co pilot flying along when a huge bird smashes through the windscreen and kills them both.
The blond stewardess hears the noise and rushes in.
She picks up the Mike and says "mayday, mayday. Pilot and Co pilot are dead".
A voice comes over.... "dont worry, I have lots of experience and will get you down safely. Now, give me your height and position".
She says "I'm 5'4" and standing in the cockpit".
The guy says "now calm down and repeat after me......our father which art in heaven"
 

classic33

Leg End Member
BLACK INK ONLY for official forms.*

This was mentioned on here recently.
I have just filled in the form for renewal of my driving licence.......it stipulated that I must sign in black ink.
Fortunately my daughter had a black ink pen handy as mine are blue.
*That were me that were...
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
That was quick, I only sent it this morning



I should have known it was you
 

classic33

Leg End Member
@ebikeerwidnes,
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All over the world, but the bulk in the US.

Usually some prat road rager getting lairy until he gets a concentrated dose of Old El Paso in the fizzog!

The next chapter was that someone who claimed to be an innocent bystander at a protest brought a class action against VicPol and was awarded $57K AUD.

NOW waiting for the rest to pile on.

Who wants to be a Copper?
 
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