Forgot to say last night
BUT I was attacked by a hawk!!
OK - maybe a falcon
Personally, I am wondering that possibly one of you lot sent it on an assassination mission
we have some Ladies that live in remote places and I reckon one (or more) of them maybe is "closer to nature" than she says
I have known witches in the past and they have been lovely people
but not the sort you want to annoy !
and she sent a Bird of Prey after me for some comments that maybe criticised one of her best friends
maybe someone who might or might not drive a Triumph Acclaim
or one who wears Undies that are classified at a level close to the Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl
but there is another less likely theory
basically we have the new gazebo/pagoda
and now we have new patio furniture including a table and chair
So I was having my dinner at the new table and my wife was reading in the pagoda/ballroom
then suddenly I noticed movement up and to my leftish
looked and saw the spread out tail feather of a bird of prey in attack mode
ducked - they have claws - and put my hands up
and next thing there was a loud thump as it hit the kitchen window behind me
I looked round and just caught a glimpse of it flying off into the trees at the back and to the right
My wife says shw heard it hit the gazebo/zepplin hangar roof slightly and saw it curve round and towards the house and me
AT the time I reckoned it was after my minted lamb burger
(it could have asked - I would have let it have some as they were not that nice!!!)
but with hindsight maybe it was after a squirrel in the trees - missed and hit the pagoda roof
then swerved round into clearish air and ended up heading towards me
and as I moved it tried to climb , cleared me but hit the windows then got control back
probably - kept an eye out for it all evening and didn;t see anything