The Retirement Thread

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PaulSB

Squire
Good morning. A warm and pleasant day beckons. I don't know if I'm coming or going in here. I could have sworn I popped in yesterday but perhaps not?? There you go. We had a good ride and I returned to continue decorating the stairs and landing. We have new carpet arriving next Tuesday. All that remains to day is to rehang the mirror, long ladder required :ohmy: , put the handrail back up and finish filling the mousehole....................this is an old house, at the top of the stairs a small amount of plaster came off years ago. We call it the mousehole. #1 always asks if the mouse is at home? I thought it was a game but it turns out she was very worried there might be one.

This morning I'm visiting my bike fitter. All three bikes need fitting only one feels close to absolutely right, about 95% OK....................I may be gone some time. Home to the decorating, trim the tomatoes and then off to Ewood to watch the mighty Blues take on the mighty Blades.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
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Barnet,
Petes butt is empty, ebikerwidnes is having his bush trimmed...we should,d rename this the Double Entendre thread.

Double entendres? OK, give me one then 🤷‍♂️

Wasn;t there something about someone's erection??




and this thread has deserved that name for years!

Where is @Fnarr when you need him?

Much more of this double entendres lark and the Mods might not like us anymore.
 
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