The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Looks like we are in for a heatwave next week with temps possibly 111 F or 44 deg C.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Looks like we are in for a heatwave next week with temps possibly 111 F or 44 deg C.

Surely not in Wales.

for you

 

[Deleted member 1258]

A lovely steak mushroom and ale pie, followed by sticky toffee pudding.

 

[172traindriver]

You wouldnt be putting washing out around here......its 'orrible.

Not even @welsh dragon's bloomers?

 

[welsh dragon]

Not even @welsh dragon's bloomers?

Stop talking about my bloomers.

 

[Dave7]

Not even @welsh dragon's bloomers?

Her bloomers are welcome here anytime.

 

[172traindriver]

I have just bought a new /old Singer electric sewing machine. It will go with my other old singer hand cranked machine

You will be able to stitch the bloomers up then

 

[172traindriver]

And do what exactly?

Take up space

 

[172traindriver]

Look pretty. .

It will compliment my hand cranked Singer.

Can you use them though?

 

[Drago]

Cleaned my guns. Now drinking beer.

 

[welsh dragon]

Can you use them though?

I can.

 

[172traindriver]

Good news! A matemof mine in Newcastle knocked a lad off his moped yesterday!

Turns out is was stolen and the rider disqualified from driving, so my mate suddenly feels a lot better about parking his Land Cruiser on top of him.

Hope the poor sod was duly arrested

 

[172traindriver]

Burn fivers, it keeps you warm four times as long.

Should ask the band KLF what it was like to burn a million quid??

 

[Dirk]

A lovely steak mushroom and ale pie, followed by sticky toffee pudding.

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That's not a pie!
It's a microwaved casserole with a puff pastry lid.
Should be done under trades description.
When I see a pie on the menu I always ask if it's a 'proper' pie ie. short crust pastry on at least three sides. If they say it's not, I don't bother ordering.

 

[172traindriver]

What's got 3 teeth and 100 legs?











The methadone queue at Boots.