The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

good morning, wet and windy here, looks like my trip to Hatton Locks is going to be petrol powered this morning, but Saturday is looking promising.

 

[Drago]

Bad happenings at sossity Drago. Just been for a run. Went for a shower. Normally I use Alpha Male shower gel, containing adrenaline, ground buffalo testicles, gun oil and plutonium. However, I've run out and had to use Mrs D's flower scented gel. I whiff like an Avon party round Larry Grayson's house. Not good at all.

 

[welsh dragon]

Bad happenings at sossity Drago. Just been for a run. Went for a shower. Normally I use Alpha Male shower gel, containing adrenaline, ground buffalo testicles, gun oil and plutonium. However, I've run out and had to use Mrs D's flower scented gel. I whiff like an Avon party round Larry Grayson's house. Not good at all.

Oh dear. What a shame Mr Drago.

 

[Drago]

I've now got an urge to watch Friends on TV.

 

[welsh dragon]

I've now got an urge to watch Friends on TV.

Nothing unusual about that or so i've heard.

 

[derrick]

Weather not to good here, looks like it's house work day, earn me some brownie points while the wife is at work. Am planning a three day jaunt to Paris with a mate. Let the good times roll.

 

[GM]

Weather not to good here, looks like it's house work day, earn me some brownie points while the wife is at work. Am planning a three day jaunt to Paris with a mate. Let the good times roll.

That's a great ride! How are you getting back?

 

[derrick]

That's a great ride! How are you getting back?

Riding both ways, How else would you get back.

 

[GM]

Riding both ways, How else would you get back.

That's good going in 3 days...... I got the Eurostar back, the lazy way

 

[derrick]

That's good going in 3 days...... I got the Eurostar back, the lazy way

We are going via Diepe. Ride to Newhaven from London ferry across to Diepe then it on to Paris. So it's not the longest route, but looking forward to it.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

My wife returns today after two weeks in India. The house has been amazingly clean and tidy while she’s been away. One person seems to make far less mess than two.

Gave her car a full valet while she was away. Gleaming isn’t the word.

Different scenario here: one of us is amazingly tidy and the other is not so good going on appalling.

If I mention it to Lovely Wife she just says "Good job you're around then".

 

[arch684]

I live alone so no excuses

 

[screenman]

The weather was perfect for swimming this morning, not so good for the clays I planned to knock out of the skies later.

 

[Dirk]

Just in case anyone was starting to get concerned............
..............I'm in the pub.

 

[Dirk]

1st course.....