The Retirement Thread

[roadrash]

I am starting to think wigan pier has a permanent cloud over it

 

[welsh dragon]

I am starting to think wigan pier has a permanent cloud over it

Drago has a permanent cloud over him, but in his case it is more of a haze because of his tendancy to fart

 

[Drago]

The cloud over me has a slight green tinge. Parp.

 

[roadrash]

another bottom burp from drago towers..

 

[PaulSB]

Different scenario here: one of us is amazingly tidy and the other is not so good going on appalling.

If I mention it to Lovely Wife she just says "Good job you're around then".

Exactly the same here. My good lady is incredibly untidy but dismisses it as superficial. Drives me round the twist so I just quietly put stuff away - it’s like tidying up after children!!!!

If I did the same I know what would happen. :ducks:

Mrs P woke early this morning because of the time difference. I’ve just been down to get coffee to find the contents of her suitcase in FOUR different rooms.

Have retreated to the bedroom with coffee and porridge. Seems the safest option for the time being.

 

[arch684]

Morning all. Another dull and damp day here.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Mrs D and Mini D both have colds. I've awoken this morning feeling a bit heavy headed Hopefully a strong dose of Scotch whisky vitamins will ward it off.

 

[Drago]

I'm a bit of a neat freak, although I'm a scruffy git when it comes to my personal appearance. Mrs D isn't the tidiest person, although I am slowly educating her.

 

[Dirk]

Giving the caravan a thorough clean this morning, ready for our next foray in 3 weeks time. Dropping it back into storage, then walking doggie on the beach.
A spot of lunch in the village should just about hit the spot by then.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Good morning everybody, shopping day has come round already, when we're finished I'm in the garden, I've got buddleia's and sunflowers to prune and a bush to reshape, it grew more sideways than up last summer.

 

[arch684]

When my daughter lived with me we had a system.She would make a mess and i would tidy it up

 

[arch684]

I had 2 letters delivered today.1 informing me of a 3% rise in my fire service pension.The joy was short lived the 2nd letter was from the tax man

 

[Dirk]

....... and a bush to reshape, it grew more sideways than up last summer.

Paging @Fnaar .......

 

[Drago]

Installed my new (to me) Kenwood turntable in the Man Shed.

 

[Dirk]

Serious Man Sheddin' ........without a 'G'.