The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Sounds like yer fooked mate.

Thats a coincidence. I borrowed a phone to contact Mrs D and explained the situation.
Sh said "you are fooked mate".

 

[Drago]

Snow forecast for Tuesday here in Poshshire. I can believe it, the wind is absolutely Baltic today.

 

[Dave7]

Snow forecast for Tuesday here in Poshshire. I can believe it, the wind is absolutely Baltic today.

Yes.....its coming in. Cant say I look forward to it, I never have.
No doubt mini D will enjoy it though.

 

[Dirk]

Hope the snow holds off in Devon and Cornwall.
We're off in the caravan for a week next Sunday, to a nice little site just outside Boscastle/Tintagel.

 

[Dave7]

Hope the snow holds off in Devon and Cornwall.
We're off in the caravan for a week next Sunday, to a nice little site just outside Boscastle/Tintagel.

Strange. You always get better/warmer/sunnier weather than the rest of the uk......but you can get some seriously bad weather in winter.

 

[screenman]

I am sure the country is well equipped to deal with a bit of snow, I have complete faith in the councils and highways around these parts.

 

[Dirk]

Strange. You always get better/warmer/sunnier weather than the rest of the uk......but you can get some seriously bad weather in winter.

I blame the parents......

 

[welsh dragon]

I blame the parents......

Thank God we can't blame Brexit anymore, although.......

 

[classic33]

Mo.....you have broken my heart.
I am in the service station. No fuel and I rushed out without my money or plastic. I have a puncture. I have no jacket. I am freezing cold and soaking wet. I had no lunch and am now starving.
I tried to thumb a lift but a passing car broke my wrist.
Is there nothing you can do to help

Use your other arm.

 

[Dave7]

Use your other arm.

I thought I might get some sympathy on here. No chance.

 

[PaulSB]

I can recommend a good therapist if that's any help to you.

 

[classic33]

I thought I might get some sympathy on here. No chance.

I'd have said head for the train station, but you know how good the trains are round these parts.

 

[PaulSB]

I thought I might get some sympathy on here. No chance.

If you PM me your location I might be able to pick you up.......... tomorrow........I've had some whisky and it's warm and snug by my fire

 

[Drago]

I am sure the country is well equipped to deal with a bit of snow, I have complete faith in the councils and highways around these parts.

You typed that with a straight face

 

[screenman]

You typed that with a straight face

Nah!