The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

51 years ago my dear wife got herself pregnant. She blames me.
Anyway, for some reason she had a big belly so I started to cut her toenails.....I have done it ever since.
Today I was doing it and slightly misjudged.
Not sure I will ever be forgiven


OOOOPPS.

 

[Paulus]

51 years ago my dear wife got herself pregnant. She blames me.
Anyway, for some reason she had a big belly so I started to cut her toenails.....I have done it ever since.
Today I was doing it and slightly misjudged.
Not sure I will ever be forgiven
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OOOOPPS.

How much of the toe did you chop off?

 

[classic33]

51 years ago my dear wife got herself pregnant. She blames me.
Anyway, for some reason she had a big belly so I started to cut her toenails.....I have done it ever since.
Today I was doing it and slightly misjudged.
Not sure I will ever be forgiven
View attachment 501391

OOOOPPS.

Want to borrow a pair of scissors?

That's a 50p piece in between the two pairs.

 

[Dave7]

How much of the toe did you chop off?

Only half of it.
TBF it did bleed a lot and because it was at the end it was difficult to stop the bleed.

 

[Dave7]

Want to borrow a pair of scissors?
View attachment 501394
That's a 50p piece in between the two pairs.

Thanks but its a bit late now.
She may speak to me again but I am not sure when

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've had a good day, lovely ride this morning, and tonight an enjoyable and profitable night down the club, I won a food parcel in the raffle, my Good Lady won the flyer plus a house and my Brother In Law won a line plus the pot.

 

[classic33]

I've had a good day, lovely ride this morning, and tonight an enjoyable and profitable night down the club, I won a food parcel in the raffle, my Good Lady won the flyer plus a house and my Brother In Law won a line plus the pot.

When is it being delivered?

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[classic33]

Night Johnboy.

Night GranMa

 

[Deleted member 1258]

When is it being delivered?

They hand the money over as soon as they've checked the ticket and verified the claim is valid.

 

[classic33]

They hand the money over as soon as they've checked the ticket and verified the claim is valid.

Yodel delivering it?

 

[screenman]

Good morning all, it is Tuesday.

 

[PaulSB]

Good day. It's dark and I can't see what the weather is doing but suspect it will be a nice day.

Good news. My replacement Wahoo arrived yesterday as did my garlic.

Bad news. I have a stack of stuff to do this morning and I've wasted two hours surfing the web and playing Scrabble.

Going to watch 1917 this afternoon. Apparently we are going to the seniors showing as it's £5 plus free drink. WOW!

Time to crack on.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

Throat felt a bit tickly yesterday, and sure enough its developed into a head cold overnight. Damn and cuss.

 

[IaninSheffield]

Mornin' all.
Distinctly frosty out there this morning.