The Retirement Thread

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rustybolts

pedalling tediously
Location
Ireland
:tired:Hi I've just got up and not feeling the best
Take it easy on yourself this morning and rest up
 

classic33

Leg End Member
WoWza.....a nice lazy start to the day for me. Out of bed for 08 30. A restless night as I cant get Mo's comment about Welshie in leather bloomers out of my head:wacko:.
Just enjoyed a nice coffee.
I have no idea what the day will bring although more stretching exercises will be done. TBH I think another trip to the physio is looming as its not improving now:sad:.
Here she is,
502680
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
I have a cough a runny nose and feel like “it” with sh in front.......and I haven't been to China :sad:
Right.....now come on all the oldies. We have to help numbnuts out here.
I will go first.
Its pretty obvious what you have. Its the common cold
or it may be bird flue
or double pneumonia.
The cure......
Mix vinegar, crushed red peppers and crushed garlic together. Apply liberally to your dangly bits and leave for 15 minutes.
Then lie in a bath of very cold water.
I promise that you will forget all about your snotty nose and your cough.
Next old fart advisor please.
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
Right.....now come on all the oldies. We have to help numbnuts out here.
I will go first.
Its pretty obvious what you have. Its the common cold
or it may be bird flue
or double pneumonia.
The cure......
Mix vinegar, crushed red peppers and crushed garlic together. Apply liberally to your dangly bits and leave for 15 minutes.
Then lie in a bath of very cold water.
I promise that you will forget all about your snotty nose and your cough.
Next old fart advisor please.
Do you read Viz? :laugh:
 
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