The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Hi I've just got up and not feeling the best

Whats wrong?
Now come on, tell us your symptoms and together we will diagnose the problem and offer some cures.
Dont be shy, tell it how it is.

 

[rustybolts]

Hi I've just got up and not feeling the best

Take it easy on yourself this morning and rest up

 

[Dirk]

The first contestant on Pop Master this morning is from Barnstaple.
On now.

 

[Dave7]

The first contestant on Pop Master this morning is from Barnstaple.
On now.

Yes..... am listening now.

 

[Dirk]

Yes..... am listening now.

She didn't do too badly - 27 points.

I'll have a shilling on the side for a North Devon win.

 

[Dave7]

She didn't do too badly - 27 points.

The girl done good.

 

[numbnuts]

Whats wrong?
Now come on, tell us your symptoms and together we will diagnose the problem and offer some cures.
Dont be shy, tell it how it is.

I have a cough a runny nose and feel like “it” with sh in front.......and I haven't been to China

 

[Dirk]

North Devon won!

And she got 3 in 10.

 

[classic33]

WoWza.....a nice lazy start to the day for me. Out of bed for 08 30. A restless night as I cant get Mo's comment about Welshie in leather bloomers out of my head.
Just enjoyed a nice coffee.
I have no idea what the day will bring although more stretching exercises will be done. TBH I think another trip to the physio is looming as its not improving now.

Here she is,

Spoiler: On Holiday

 

[Dave7]

North Devon won!

And she got 3 in 10.

Now be honest......if she had a crap score and hadn't got the 3 in 10 you would have said "that dozy **** was useless"

 

[Dave7]

I have a cough a runny nose and feel like “it” with sh in front.......and I haven't been to China

Right.....now come on all the oldies. We have to help numbnuts out here.
I will go first.
Its pretty obvious what you have. Its the common cold
or it may be bird flue
or double pneumonia.
The cure......
Mix vinegar, crushed red peppers and crushed garlic together. Apply liberally to your dangly bits and leave for 15 minutes.
Then lie in a bath of very cold water.
I promise that you will forget all about your snotty nose and your cough.
Next old fart advisor please.

 

[Dirk]

Now be honest......if she had a crap score and hadn't got the 3 in 10 you would have said "that dozy **** was useless"

I'd have put it down to her being from Barnstaple, not Braunton.

 

[welsh dragon]

Stay away from the rest of the population for 14 days. Drink lots of alcohol and complain a lot.

We have rain now. Lots of rain.

 

[Mo1959]

Right.....now come on all the oldies. We have to help numbnuts out here.
I will go first.
Its pretty obvious what you have. Its the common cold
or it may be bird flue
or double pneumonia.
The cure......
Mix vinegar, crushed red peppers and crushed garlic together. Apply liberally to your dangly bits and leave for 15 minutes.
Then lie in a bath of very cold water.
I promise that you will forget all about your snotty nose and your cough.
Next old fart advisor please.

Do you read Viz?

 

[PaulSB]

Good Evening retirees. Vietnam is a wonderful country with very friendly people. Excellent food!! It's been suggested we should take this Coronavirus more seriously!!!!!