Whats wrong?Hi I've just got up and not feeling the best
Now come on, tell us your symptoms and together we will diagnose the problem and offer some cures.
Dont be shy, tell it how it is.
Whats wrong?Hi I've just got up and not feeling the best
Take it easy on yourself this morning and rest upHi I've just got up and not feeling the best
Yes..... am listening now.The first contestant on Pop Master this morning is from Barnstaple.
On now.
She didn't do too badly - 27 points.Yes..... am listening now.
The girl done good.She didn't do too badly - 27 points.![]()
I have a cough a runny nose and feel like “it” with sh in front.......and I haven't been to ChinaWhats wrong?
Now come on, tell us your symptoms and together we will diagnose the problem and offer some cures.
Dont be shy, tell it how it is.
Here she is,WoWza.....a nice lazy start to the day for me. Out of bed for 08 30. A restless night as I cant get Mo's comment about Welshie in leather bloomers out of my head.
Just enjoyed a nice coffee.
I have no idea what the day will bring although more stretching exercises will be done. TBH I think another trip to the physio is looming as its not improving now.
Now be honest......if she had a crap score and hadn't got the 3 in 10 you would have said "that dozy **** was useless"North Devon won!
And she got 3 in 10.![]()
Right.....now come on all the oldies. We have to help numbnuts out here.I have a cough a runny nose and feel like “it” with sh in front.......and I haven't been to China![]()
I'd have put it down to her being from Barnstaple, not Braunton.Now be honest......if she had a crap score and hadn't got the 3 in 10 you would have said "that dozy **** was useless"
Do you read Viz?Right.....now come on all the oldies. We have to help numbnuts out here.
I will go first.
Its pretty obvious what you have. Its the common cold
or it may be bird flue
or double pneumonia.
The cure......
Mix vinegar, crushed red peppers and crushed garlic together. Apply liberally to your dangly bits and leave for 15 minutes.
Then lie in a bath of very cold water.
I promise that you will forget all about your snotty nose and your cough.
Next old fart advisor please.