Been out for a run. Some chump walking his spaniel not on the lead. It attacked mine, so I kicked it. The bloke then moaned about me kicking it, so I said I'd kicked it again if it approached me or my dog and looked like it was going to attack one of us, and he should keep his mutt under control. So he said he'd call the police, so I said fine, I'll wait here. Then he mumbled something and walked off, dog still not on a lead or under control. An end of the campanology variety.