The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

***IMPORTANT UPDATE***

For the sake of clarity I will not be applying chain lube to my HR monitor or my body.

I know it goes on the chain!

 

[welsh dragon]

An old small shed beside the garage has become a victim of the high winds. It is now firewood.

 

[Drago]

I'm going to have to take her in her wheelchair

Blimey Dave, its a bit early for graphic details of your randy goings on!

 

[pawl]

Just back from taking Mrs P for her jab.There was quite long cue but they’re very efficient Twenty minutes job done.

 

[PaulSB]

I have been considering the skip situation. The road in to our village is cobbled. We live on a terrace. The gardens are at the front of the terrace. At the back of the terrace people park a car outside their house. Parking on the road is a bit limited but we rub along.

The neighbour having work done has parked her car on the road. OK with that. The skip is now parked at the back of her house. OK with that.

The poor bugger doing the work has to shift tons of old pea gravel and soil........ by barrow, along the front of the terrace, down the cobbled road, along the back of the terrace to the skip.

The skip is roughly the same size as the car my neighbour has moved to the road to make room for the skip.

Someone hasn't thought about this 🤔

 

[PaulSB]

Just back from taking Mrs P for her jab.There was quite long cue but they’re very efficient Twenty minutes job done.

Did either of you manage a 147 break?

 

[Dirk]

Currently sitting in Tesco car park listening to Popmaster, while MrsD goes in to stock up on beer supplies.

 

[classic33]

Hitting the wrong keys is acceptable.
It wouldn't be a cat....astrophe .
And no one is purr....fect.
Sorry about that

Feline better for doing that.

 

[classic33]

***IMPORTANT UPDATE***

For the sake of clarity I will not be applying chain lube to my HR monitor or my body.

I know it goes on the chain!

Has anybody said you will?

 

[classic33]

Currently sitting in Tesco car park listening to Popmaster, while MrsD goes in to stock up on beer supplies.

Driven to drink

 

[PaulSB]

Has anybody said you will?

Nothing wrong with a bit of caution.....

 

[Tenkaykev]

Mrs Tenkaykev has phoned the Doctor as she'd still not been contacted about her Covid Jab. They've told her to go online which means that it will be administered at the Bournemouth International Centre ( B.I.C. )
She's booked an appointment for tomorrow at 11:40. I'll accompany her and we've decided to take our Brommies as it's quite a scenic ride down to Shore road and along the Prom for a few miles. We'll be able to fold them and take them on the bus if she doesn't feel up to cycling home after the jab.

 

[Sterlo]

I have been considering the skip situation. The road in to our village is cobbled. We live on a terrace. The gardens are at the front of the terrace. At the back of the terrace people park a car outside their house. Parking on the road is a bit limited but we rub along.

The neighbour having work done has parked her car on the road. OK with that. The skip is now parked at the back of her house. OK with that.

The poor bugger doing the work has to shift tons of old pea gravel and soil........ by barrow, along the front of the terrace, down the cobbled road, along the back of the terrace to the skip.

The skip is roughly the same size as the car my neighbour has moved to the road to make room for the skip.

Someone hasn't thought about this 🤔

Could it be because you need a licence to put a skip on a road (extra cost)? Still a pain for the guy doing the grafting though.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Now sat in the tent outside the surgery, waiting the 15 minutes before we can go, interesting getting out the house, its not wheelchair friendly, but OK once we were out.

 

[classic33]

Nothing wrong with a bit of caution.....

In place of chain lube!