welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Phew. That's ok. At least i don't look like him. Well not since i shaved my moustache off that is.

£6 for one bulb? You were robbed.
And can blow the first time you turn them on.They are a tad expensive but they use next to no power and last a long time.
Mornin' me hearties, soon be up preparing vittals 'n grog. Hahaarrr!
'Tis a fine mornin' to be cruisin' the Spanish maine me dear. Hahaaarrr!Oh dear. Dirk is in a good mood.![]()
'Tis a fine mornin' to be cruisin' the Spanish maine me dear. Hahaaarrr!
Ye scurvy dog! Hahaaarrrr!I think you have lost the plot.![]()
Watch yer bunghole ye mangey dog, don't ye know 'tis a holy day? Hahaaarrrr!Morning all. I think Dirk has had fish fingers for breakfast, he's sounding like Captain Birdseye![]()