The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

I know what he is up to, can he keep it up all day though.

Haven't 'e got a Corsair to see to dreckly?*


*See what I did there?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Morning all. I think Dirk has had fish fingers for breakfast, he's sounding like Captain Birdseye

Talking of LED bulbs. I had to replace a bulb in our shower room last week, lasted 18 years so I can't complain.

I used to get called Captain Birdseye by one of my workmates at one job I did

 

[Dirk]

I used to get called Captain Birdseye by one of my workmates at one job I did

Does 'e look like the aformentioned Cap'n or was it because 'e had fishy fingers, me hearty. Hahaaarrr!

 

[GM]

I used to get called Captain Birdseye by one of my workmates at one job I did

My daughter played a trick on my FB, where all the text was in pirate talk. Don't know how she did it, but it was funny!

 

[Dirk]

My daughter played a trick on my FB, where all the text was in pirate talk. Don't know how she did it, but it was funny!

Her be usin' some sort o' technical magic I reckon.

 

[GM]

Her be usin' some sort o' technical magic I reckon.

She is a bit of a Wizard on the computer!

 

[Dirk]

We'll be off t' Bodmin in a bit. Fire the cannons! Aarrr! Missus just havin' a shower, then we'll be shoppin' and stoppin' off fer a bit o' lunch.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Does 'e look like the aformentioned Cap'n or was it because 'e had fishy fingers, me hearty. Hahaaarrr!

 

[Dirk]

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Eek! 'tis me old cabin boy, Jim 'Awkins.
'Pon me word....'es growed!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Eek! 'tis me old cabin boy, Jim 'Awkins.
'Pon me word....'es growed!

 

[welsh dragon]

Good job I am not outside. If I was I would have been blowed away.

 

[classic33]

Oh

If it does just take it back, saying you bought it because you were told it'd last a while.

Implied term used to sell it, you're covered.

 

[PaulSB]

Phew.......beat the wind home. The BIG wind that is, got beaten up by the little 25mph one. Got a PB on the only stretch with tail wind - knocked 5 minutes off previous time!!!!!! Pushed along by a huge tail wind helps

That one will last for years

 

[numbnuts]

Another hour on the turbo killer
now if I have a heart attack doing this, please don't say he died doing what he liked.

 

[Dirk]

Well me hearties, we've dropped anchor for a spot of victuals an' grog. Where else could it be on such a momentous day?

HaHaaarr!