The Retirement Thread

[pawl]

From my Facebook page today.

Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Ha Ha You can’t beat the oldens

 

[pawl]

Confusious says "man who sleeps in nude feels cocky all night'.

That’s the same as a man with a hole in his pocket

 

[GM]

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Early start…

I’ll see your dark one for my light one…😏🍺

 

[Tenkaykev]

I’ll see your dark one for my light one…😏🍺

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You could move the can along the table so it’s Close to the Edge

 

[GM]

You could move the can along the table so it’s Close to the Edge

😀😀😀 very good…..🎼down by the river

 

[classic33]

Why not They could add Tiddlywinks Draughts Snakes and Ladders Hop Scotch. And for the older one’s among us whist cribbage and bingo
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*Was an exhibition sport in the Olympic Games from 1948 to 1968.

 

[welsh dragon]

The tv in the living room is knackered. We have moved the small Sony bravo from the spare bedroom . It looks very small as its only a 32 inch one compared to the 56 inch one

 

[Mo1959]

The tv in the living room is knackered. We have moved the small Sony bravo from the spare bedroom . It looks very small as its only a 32 inch one compared to the 56 inch one

It’s amazing how quickly you get used to a large screen tv. Anything less feels like the old portables now.

 

[welsh dragon]

It’s amazing how quickly you get used to a large screen tv. Anything less feels like the old portables now.

To be honest now I would rather have a smaller tv with a really good picture rather than a big tv with not as good a picture. We can take our time to decide what one to buy.

 

[Mo1959]

To be honest now I would rather have a smaller tv with a really good picture rather than a big tv with not as good a picture. We can take our time to decide what one to buy.

Most of the modern ones are pretty good I think. I’ve got a 55” LG oled in the bedroom and a Samsung 65” QLED in the living room. Oled maybe has deeper blacks but the QLED is better for a room that gets a lot of light I think.

 

[welsh dragon]

Most of the modern ones are pretty good I think. I’ve got a 55” LG oled in the bedroom and a Samsung 65” QLED in the living room. Oled maybe has deeper blacks but the QLED is better for a room that gets a lot of light I think.

The last one was a 55 inch.

 

[classic33]

The last one was a 55 inch.

You're certain about that?

The tv in the living room is knackered. We have moved the small Sony bravo from the spare bedroom . It looks very small as its only a 32 inch one compared to the 56 inch one

 

[welsh dragon]

You're certain about that?

Errrrrr. Nope. 55 inch. Def 55 inch. Maybe. Perhaps

 

[Deleted User]

Shouldn't you lot be in bed by now?

I'm up early most days and have a browse, can't believe how Mo has the motivation I must admit!

 

[welsh dragon]

Shouldn't you lot be in bed by now?

I'm up early most days and have a browse, can't believe how Mo has the motivation I must admit!

We are allowed to stay up late at the weekend