The Retirement Thread

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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
That locked gate still in place?
Yes, and it probably will be forever more now! There is a gap at the end which cyclists and pedestrians can use to go round it and avoid having to limbo dance under the barrier.

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That road was repaired years ago but only lasted a year or two before getting trashed by landslips again.

Phone is ringing...
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Yes, and it probably will be forever more now! There is a gap at the end which cyclists and pedestrians can use to go round it and avoid having to limbo dance under the barrier.

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That road was repaired years ago but only lasted a year or two before getting trashed by landslips again.

Phone is ringing...
"You know that circuit board we bought..."
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE! :okay:

Phone is ringing...

That was my sister calling for a chat...

One thing that she was desperate to tell me was a story which is so unlikely and incredible that I wouldn't have believed it if I had read it on social media. (Obviously, CycleChat is a form of social media, so you will have to judge for yourselves whether YOU believe it! :whistle:)

Sis had been to stay with a friend for the weekend. The husband of her friend is a cyclist and he has a neighbour friend who is also a cyclist. The husband and his mate had planned to do a charity bike ride but it got cancelled. The mate decided to ride the route anyway...

Wife of cycling mate was tracking her husband via some app on his phone. He seemed to be making steady progress. Until then he was NOT... For quite a long while the tracker showed no movement. She tried ringing him. No reply...

It was a great route. Pity about the event being cancelled. Still, cycling neighbour was enjoying his ride. Ooh, that hill was a bit steep, and he was feeling a bit below par. Phnaaaaargh...!

A motorist was driving up behind a cyclist on a steep hill. The driver is also a cyclist and so was being extra careful as he overtook the rider. He glanced over and saw the ashen face of the cyclist, and the bike starting to wobble. This did not look at all good. The driver got past, stopped and as he got out the cyclist fell sideways, unconscious. He was still clipped onto his pedals. Concerned driver unclips the cyclist's feet and is reaching for his phone when...

The second driver who had been behind driver #1 saw what was unfolding. Driver #2 is a nurse/paramedic (I'm not sure which... anyway, the important thing is that they knew what to do...) (S)He pulled over, jumped out of the car, and immediately spotted a defibrillator on the wall of an adjacent building. Gets to work...

The regional air ambulance base was just round the corner. Within minutes, the ailing cyclist is on board and heading to hospital...

Worried wife monitoring the tracker now sees that it is moving again... At over 100 mph! Her phone rings. Someone tells her the awful news...

The cyclist wakes up. Where is he? His wife is there. Lots of people in white coats. Lots of cables attached to electrodes on his head and body and connected to banks of electronic devices. Hospital!

He had been in a coma for 3 days. There had been no meaningful signs of recovery and the doctors thought that he wasn't going to make it so discussions were taking place about possible organ donation. Suddenly there was a blip on a waveform on one of the monitors- LIFE! The medical staff redoubled their efforts. He was saved and is now almost fully recovered. :notworthy:



The odds of the paramedic being there at the precise moment, with a defibrillator to hand, and an air ambulance a couple of minutes away must be tiny, and even then his chances must have been slim. I looked it up - cardiac arrest prognosis. He is one very lucky cyclist! :smile:
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
"You know that circuit board we bought..."
I asked her about that TV. A very chatty man from Exeter turned up and gave her the fifty pounds after telling her exactly how he was going to fix the TV. I suggested that she should have told him that she had changed her mind about selling it and paid me to go down again to sort it out! :whistle:

ONLY KIDDING! :laugh:

She works in a village shop. A few weeks ago she was talking to a customer who apparently drives around the SW picking up faulty TVs which he then repairs and sells at a decent profit. I'm sure she said that he has fixed 600 in the past few months!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE! :okay:



That was my sister calling for a chat...

One thing that she was desperate to tell me was a story which is so unlikely and incredible that I wouldn't have believed it if I had read it on social media. (Obviously, CycleChat is a form of social media, so you will have to judge for yourselves whether YOU believe it! :whistle:)

Sis had been to stay with a friend for the weekend. The husband of her friend is a cyclist and he has a neighbour friend who is also a cyclist. The husband and his mate had planned to do a charity bike ride but it got cancelled. The mate decided to ride the route anyway...

Wife of cycling mate was tracking her husband via some app on his phone. He seemed to be making steady progress. Until then he was NOT... For quite a long while the tracker showed no movement. She tried ringing him. No reply...

It was a great route. Pity about the event being cancelled. Still, cycling neighbour was enjoying his ride. Ooh, that hill was a bit steep, and he was feeling a bit below par. Phnaaaaargh...!

A motorist was driving up behind a cyclist on a steep hill. The driver is also a cyclist and so was being extra careful as he overtook the rider. He glanced over and saw the ashen face of the cyclist, and the bike starting to wobble. This did not look at all good. The driver got past, stopped and as he got out the cyclist fell sideways, unconscious. He was still clipped onto his pedals. Concerned driver unclips the cyclist's feet and is reaching for his phone when...

The second driver who had been behind driver #1 saw what was unfolding. Driver #2 is a nurse/paramedic (I'm not sure which... anyway, the important thing is that they knew what to do...) (S)He pulled over, jumped out of the car, and immediately spotted a defibrillator on the wall of an adjacent building. Gets to work...

The regional air ambulance base was just round the corner. Within minutes, the ailing cyclist is on board and heading to hospital...

Worried wife monitoring the tracker now sees that it is moving again... At over 100 mph! Her phone rings. Someone tells her the awful news...

The cyclist wakes up. Where is he? His wife is there. Lots of people in white coats. Lots of cables attached to electrodes on his head and body and connected to banks of electronic devices. Hospital!

He had been in a coma for 3 days. There had been no meaningful signs of recovery and the doctors thought that he wasn't going to make it so discussions were taking place about possible organ donation. Suddenly there was a blip on a waveform on one of the monitors- LIFE! The medical staff redoubled their efforts. He was saved and is now almost fully recovered. :notworthy:



The odds of the paramedic being there at the precise moment, with a defibrillator to hand, and an air ambulance a couple of minutes away must be tiny, and even then his chances must have been slim. I looked it up - cardiac arrest prognosis. He is one very lucky cyclist! :smile:
I thought I'd been lucky.
Comes up short when measured against that.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Yours is still pretty good! :okay:
Just over 10 years(early hours of the last Sunday in January 2012) since the drug induced heart attack. Came to on the corridor of the A&E at the General in Halifax, with a doctor astride giving chest compressions. I just happened to be in the right place.

Slight problem with the local anaesthetic used. Lidocaine, last used with a similar result in September 2006. Same department, same hospital.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Just over 10 years(early hours of the last Sunday in January 2012) since the drug induced heart attack. Came to on the corridor of the A&E at the General in Halifax, with a doctor astride giving chest compressions. I just happened to be in the right place.

Slight problem with the local anaesthetic used. Lidocaine, last used with a similar result in September 2006. Same department, same hospital.
:eek:

My ex brother-in-law had something similar happen - an allergic reaction to the contrast dye used for a CT scan!
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
Morning all,

Wordle in 5.

Looks like a nice morning for a long dog walk.
Then later I will be out on the bike for a while, stopping at the card shop for a birthday card for MrsP, which is tomorrow.
Some domestics later on as well. Another busy day in paradise :cuppa:
 

PaulSB

Squire
:hello:Good morning folks, it looks like a nice morning, I'm currently trying to find my Mojo.
Mine is often stood by the bike in the garage quietly saying to itself "he'll enjoy it when he's out"..............it's just finding the little push in one's mind and ignoring all the reasons not to do something..........bloody hard.

I blame Covid. I never used to lack motivation.
 

PaulSB

Squire
Good bright and beautiful sunny morning. Damn frosty and cold though. Supposed to be riding at 9.00..........I'm waiting for the chat to start "shall we delay till 10.00?"

Not sure how I'll ride today. I'm tired after yesterday but not as tired as after riding the same route last Sunday plus I was marginally faster yesterday. I don't really understand this, I used to do a lot more without feeling tired.

Still onwards and upwards. Good drying day so I must go and hang out last night's washing.

:hello:
 
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