Did you go the long way round or come over the chain ferry?
( I have a couple of friends who get on the bus on the Sandbanks side of the Ferry and get off on the Studland side, just to avoid paying the foot passenger fare! )
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( I have a couple of friends who get on the bus on the Sandbanks side of the Ferry and get off on the Studland side, just to avoid paying the foot passenger fare! )
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
How does your wife talk to her on the phone then?Morning all.
Its that wonderful day when I go to vist the auntie and sort her finances out 😊.....just can't wait.
She is 97 and stone deaf so I do sympathise.
But you know the situation.
She has carers 4 times a day.
A niece spends 5+ hours with her twice a week.
I visit every week.
MrsD phones every day
BUT.......
she complains that she never sees anyone
D
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From my Facebook page this morning, Lol'
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.
Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent.
Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety three."
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.
Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent.
Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety three."
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
Mrs G is going to an open air cinema tonight with a friend. You have to take your own chair and hope it doesn't rain. 
rustybolts
pedalling tediously
- Location
- Ireland
Poacher
Gravitationally challenged member
- Location
- Nottingham
Not if you buy George brand! (Asda?)
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/a...t-realised-learned.284396/page-6#post-6700003
Over the chain ferry.
Poacher
Gravitationally challenged member
- Location
- Nottingham
Aaaaargh! I've been palmed off with cheap fakes! Oh, the shame.
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
First gold for England in the men's triathlon. 
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
First gold for England in the men's triathlon.
Hi Hows Molly today
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
Finally managed to get her to eat just a few bits of dry food and a mouthful of sardines. It’s a start hopefully. 😺
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Steak for us today.
