The Retirement Thread

[numbnuts]

Just had an email from Bulb to say we are £359 in credit.

I'm £381 in credit going to ask for a refund of £300, better in my bank than in theirs

 

[Dave7]

Our spag bol turned out to be meatballs. Same thing really.
From the Aldi chiller.
Very generous but not sure I would rush to get another one.

 

[classic33]

And I have just realised its Friday 13th.

Over halfway through the day before you realised it!
Sharp today.

 

[welsh dragon]

Over halfway through the day before you realised it!
Sharp today.

I'm retire, what do you expect. Always behind the time. 😆

 

[Dirk]

Nice night - we ended up having a sausage picnic in bed at 5am.

Too much information!

 

[Tenkaykev]

Too much information!

It could be wurst...

 

[pawl]

And I have just realised its Friday 13th.

Don’t panic Don’t panic Don’t panic 😱

 

[PaulSB]

https://fullfact.org/online/police-cars-dont-need-MOT/

Never knew that before.

 

[BoldonLad]

Never knew that before.

Me either, but, Google knows almost as much as my wife

 

[PaulSB]

It could be wurst...

Or a chipolata

 

[PaulSB]

Me either, but, Google knows almost as much as my wife

Really? I'm sure my wife invented Google..........she just hasn't told anyone!

 

[PaulSB]

What a triumph! Fantastic news. You may all stand and applaud.

Today I have completed every domestic chore imaginable. OK, no need to cheer that. Standard stuff really.

BUT................I also..........drum roll.........wait for it................

I'll pop back in a bit..........

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Euphemism? Surely that sort of thing doesn't happen post retirement.

Not a euphemism.

Illness notwithstanding, in our opinion to make 'stuff' (family friendly forum) happen you need to keep fit, make time for 'stuff' to happen and realise that 'stuff' starts way outside the bedroom.

Helps if you still fancy the pants off of each other too. 👩‍❤️‍👩

No reason to stop just because you are entering the Golden Years!

 

[classic33]

What a triumph! Fantastic news. You may all stand and applaud.

Today I have completed every domestic chore imaginable. OK, no need to cheer that. Standard stuff really.

BUT................I also..........drum roll.........wait for it................

I'll pop back in a bit..........

You've been found out, and had extra duties handed down.

 

[PaulSB]

............................I also found the little cover that fits over the hole in the iron where you put the water in.................its been ,missing for weeks