The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Muttley walked. Got to the farthest point from home and the heavens opened, which Muttley loved.

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning. Seems to be a calm start to the day here. That won't last long though.

 

[Dave7]

I win today.

Mrs P slept badly and departed to the spare room. This morning I've enjoyed a leisurely half cup of coffee in bed.

Half you say?

Following an unfortunate incident with said cup of coffee I've had to get up, soak the white sheets, spot clean the duvet cover which will need washing, put on a white wash... ......

..........today can only get better

Cant wait to show this to Mrs D. I did it with a cup of tea THE DAY AFTER we bought the bed.
She was not happy and still tells people about it

 

[Dave7]

I confess to being down in the dumps, as normal at this time of year.
Its the realisation that us retired ones dont get any holidays at Christmas.
The least the government should do is pay us double for the 2 weeks.

 

[Paulus]

Good morning all, a nice damp grey start to the day here. Out with the dog shortly, incorporating Christmas card deliveries, and then out with our son for lunch. A few ales may well be consumed as well.

 

[Drago]

Off to the Docs in a bit, find out if they can operate to remove my Y fronts.

 

[welsh dragon]

Off to the Docs in a bit, find out if they can operate to remove my Y fronts.

I think it is far too late for that. I hope the Dr has a pair of those vets gloves that go up to the armpits

 

[Dave7]

Off to the Docs in a bit, find out if they can operate to remove my Y fronts.

Sounds like a long and dangerous op to me.

 

[172traindriver]

Good morning. Seems to be a calm start to the day here. That won't last long though.

More rain due?

 

[172traindriver]

Muttley walked. Got to the farthest point from home and the heavens opened, which Muttley loved.

Sounds like he loved it and you didnt

 

[172traindriver]

Off to the Docs in a bit, find out if they can operate to remove my Y fronts.

Tried the blow torch on them?

 

[welsh dragon]

More rain due?

Probably. I am going to ignore the weather forcast. I will wait with excitement wondering what weather we will be subjected to today.

 

[172traindriver]

I think it is far too late for that. I hope the Dr has a pair of those vets gloves that go up to the armpits

You seem knowledgeable on the subject

 

[172traindriver]

Probably. I am going to ignore the weather forcast. I will wait with excitement wondering what weather we will be subjected to today.

Probably water out the sky

 

[welsh dragon]

You seem knowledgeable on the subject

Of his underpants, or the gloves.