The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

Maybe if should send her a sample in the post?

She could undertake a full medical examination on them

 

[172traindriver]

I would consider going commando if it meant I'd get a date with her.

Bet she would look forward to that

 

[Drago]

Heres a plan. Dig a hole, bury me, then ring the BBC and tell their archaeology unit that the grave of an ancient chieftain of the clan Y'Front has been discovered, and that Dr Roberts should whip out her paint brush and start clearing debris from my corpse forthwith!

 

[172traindriver]

Heres a plan. Dig a hole, bury me, then ring the BBC and tell their archaeology unit that the grave of an ancient chieftain of the clan Y'Front, and that Dr Roberts should whip out her paint brush and start clearing debris from my corpse forthwith!

But what will she do when the brush causes movements

 

[Drago]

She can say something like "this chap would have been revered as a man of great standing in the clan, as he has been buried with his weapon!"

I think I need help. A female TV scientist or mathematician appears and I'mpp get a hot flush. The Loose Women and new readers just don't do it for me anymore. Not ever the female weather presenters get my motor running now. Only the scientific ones.

 

[welsh dragon]

Special occasion, he might be tempted to remove it

If he could. They might be welded to his body.

I would consider going commando if it meant I'd get a date with her.

I doubt you could prise them off.

 

[172traindriver]

If he could. They might be welded to his body.




I doubt you could prise them off.

Bet they would soon be lifted off

 

[Drago]

You've seen the chest burster scene in Alien? That would be my Y fronts if the good Doctor excavated my remains.

 

[172traindriver]

She can say something like "this chap would have been revered as a man of great standing in the clan, as he has been buried with his weapon!"

I think I need help. A female TV scientist or mathematician appears and I'mpp get a hot flush. The Loose Women and new readers just don't do it for me anymore. Not ever the female weather presenters get my motor running now. Only the scientific ones.

I have no doubt she would be fascinated by the ancient, magnificent weapon on display

 

[172traindriver]

You've seen the chest burster scene in Alien? That would be my Y fronts if the good Doctor excavated my remains.

Clearly waiting to pop into view

 

[Drago]

In the interests of fairness, it's only right that we mention some Male eye candy for Welshie. Something like Ken Barlow or Ian Beale, eh?

 

[welsh dragon]

In the interests of fairness, it's only right that we mention some Male eye candy for Welshie. Something like Ken Barlow or Ian Beale, eh?

 

[172traindriver]

In the interests of fairness, it's only right that we mention some Male eye candy for Welshie. Something like Ken Barlow or Ian Beale, eh?

No wonder she struggles to sleep at night

 

[Drago]

She's kept awake by the thought of that saucy man totty, Roy Cropper!

 

[172traindriver]

She's kept awake by the thought of that saucy man totty, Roy Cropper!

Clearly on the market since Haley passed away