The grass has been cut before the rain comes.
The chicken is in the oven, and all the veg, potatoes, swede, carrots, broccoli and spring greens have been prepared.
Beer in hand and listening to the radio.
Idiot Dave next door has asked me to repair his front wheel puncture. The tube is out, and seems to fine. I'll buy a new tube tomorrow from the LBS.
I think I'll ask him if he wants a few lessons on basic bike repairs.
This reminds me of my ex-neighbour (he has now moved).
He was spectacularly useless at doing everything, but, he was a very pleasant fellow, and, a good neighbour.
One day, I heard the familiar noise of a car failing to start, because the battery was flat.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, neighbour rings doorbell "do I have any jump leads he could borrow".
I found the leads in garage and handed them to him, but, as I did so, it occurred to me, they only had one car, what was he going to "jump it" from?
Being a kind soul, I asked him if he knew how to use the jump leads?, no, of course he didn't, so, I moved my car close enough to his, and got his car started for him, using the jump leads. I did explain what to do, but, I doubt it registered.
