The Retirement Thread

[BoldonLad]

There's been this relentless rhythmic banging on the wall this morning which has been a bit annoying. Now I can hear her screaming next door.
Apparently the builder has just put a nail through his thumb.
Update; it was a prank, he bought it from a joke shop.
But the banging has started again.

Shouldn't that be the milkman's task?

 

[pawl]

Brisket of beef today, done in the slow cooker so it won't heat the place up too much

Brisket and LambsLiver are my favourite meats
Brisket very tasty Some people turn their nose up at Brisket as a cheap meat Must be meat snobs.

 

[numbnuts]

Just washed the hall carpet, it should dry quickly in this heat, we have 33.6c in the sun
I made a loaf this morning so I had egg mayo sandwich for lunch I love new bread

 

[Dave7]

Brisket and LambsLiver are my favourite meats
Brisket very tasty Some people turn their nose up at Brisket as a cheap meat Must be meat snobs.

Liver used to be a favourite of ours till someone said to MrsD "you know that is bodily function"......that was it, we never had it again.

 

[welsh dragon]

Brisket and LambsLiver are my favourite meats
Brisket very tasty Some people turn their nose up at Brisket as a cheap meat Must be meat snobs.

Cook it long and slow and its a fantastic meal

 

[PaulSB]

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Possibly my vegan friend doesn't have the sense of humour I thought she had........

......she has pointed out hunting was rarely successful, prehistoric man lived mainly off berries and nuts, so why bother painting something you do every day?

I may have to buy the coffee on our next ride 🤣🤣

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Back from Aldi. Didn't need much but got everything I wanted**.
Need to go to Currys next and the library.
**I bought some of their pork sausages as they came out well in reviews.

Their Cumberlands are lovely.

 

[welsh dragon]

Possibly my vegan friend doesn't have the sense of humour I thought she had........

......she has pointed out hunting was rarely successful, prehistoric man lived mainly off berries and nuts, so why bother painting something you do every day?

I may have to buy the coffee on our next ride 🤣🤣

I presume they hunted every day as well if they were so unsuccessful, so why would they draw the animals they saw every day?

Just saying

 

[Mo1959]

We seem to be back in business. Couldn’t get in for a while. Not that I have anything exciting to report. Yet another afternoon sitting indoors in front of the fan. To think most people actually enjoy this weather.

 

[Dave7]

Their Cumberlands are lovely.

The problem is that I recall Cumberland from 60+ years ago when they were full of fatty lumps. I must broaden my horizon.

 

[numbnuts]

Twitter - why do people follow me - I'm lost too
this is the latest -

 

[Dave7]

Twitter - why do people follow me - I'm lost too
this is the latest -

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All I get is 18 st hairy legged pole vaulters

 

[rustybolts]

There's been this relentless rhythmic banging on the wall this morning which has been a bit annoying. Now I can hear her screaming next door.

Apparently the builder has just put a nail through his thumb.

Update; it was a prank, he bought it from a joke shop.

But the banging has started again.

Maybe she's getting a length of "Extra Thick Irish Sausage" from the builder if he happens to be Irish . The ladies usually are in awe of the girth and length of our ones !!!!.

 

[numbnuts]

All I get is 18 st hairy legged pole vaulters

Just a thought I use the same avatar as here, maybe she liked naked men

 

[Exlaser2]

Just a thought I use the same avatar as here, maybe she liked naked men

Just don’t give her your bank details.😂😂😀