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SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
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Just got up.

Cloudy but 24C predicted for later on.

Going for a decent walk around noon whilst Mrs SD has a girl's afternoon with a friend.

Off to see Bowie at the movies tonight.

Movies? Used to call it The Pictures when we were kids!
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Exhausted after last night's gig. Couldn't do it for a living. Just having a day of chilling.

One funy moment last night. Mrs D didn't stay long at the gig as she has to get up for work, so she left about 2100hrs and took Bruce for a walk around the village before bed.

Now, Bruce loves his family but is without any doubt an utter daddies boy. About 50 metres from the pub Bruce must have smelled me or something (my Y fronts can be quite pungent this time of year) and he suddenly engaged 4WD and dragged Mrs D up the road and into the pub to see his Daddy. Everyone in the village knows Bruce so he got a lot of fuss and scraps of burger and chips before finally being coaxed back outside again.
 
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PaulSB

Squire
Land mine?

Nah, think he only landed his own.......
 

PaulSB

Squire
They have funny ways down south in that there London. Popped into the public loos at the Lightroom yesterday. No M or F signs so I boldly stepped in, chose my cubicle (no urinals) and closed the door.

Emerging I spotted four women washing there hands with their backs to me. Feeling confident I walked over, stood beside one lady who looked at me then looked at her friend with a sort of "what's he doing in here" look on her face. Fortunately her friend confirmed it was OK.

Then I spotted my wife, well heard actually as she announced "It's OK, he's just in touch with his feminine side" Thanks dear!!!!

Lots of joking and laughing followed.
 
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They have funny ways down south in that there London. Popped into the public loos at the Lightroom yesterday. No M or F signs so I boldly stepped in, chose my cubicle (no urinals) and closed the door.

Emerging I spotted four women washing there hands with their backs to me. Feeling confident I walked over, stood beside one lady who looked at me then looked at her friend with a sort of "what's he doing in here" look on her face. Fortunately her friend confirmed it was OK.

Then I spotted my wife, well heard actually as she announced "It's OK, he's just in touch with his feminine side" Thanks dear!!!!

Lots of joking and laughing followed.

Many years ago, when I'd not been doing club ride very long, we had a cafe stop and when I went into the toilets I walked into the gents and noticed no urinals, when I went in the cubical I noticed the tin box by the toilet, I found out afterwards that someone had swapped the door signs round and I'd actually been in the Ladies.
 
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