Morning folksa strange thudding knock on the door this morning....so upon opening it i was surprised to see a polar bear!
"can i come in for a cuppah cuz its too ****** cold for me and im a polar bear" Sure i said and made him some coffee and cheese on toast, "ah thats better" said the bear, im off down the camping shop to get some thermals cuz its too freaking cold"!
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Is that the truth ?