The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Oi you lot!
No mad posting frenzy in the next hour.
I'm off for a walk to my local for lunch.
Anyone making the 1000 page post in my absence will be condemned to a lifetime of wearing a pair of @Drago s worn underpants, filled with mushrooms, over their head.
Be warned.........

I think even @welsh dragon would prefer the mushrooms to Dragos Y fronts

 

[welsh dragon]

I think even @welsh dragon would prefer the mushrooms to Dragos Y fronts

Correct. Heaven save me from those abominations

 

[Dirk]

18.4°C outside at the moment in my front garden. That's pretty warm for February!

PS. Back from the pub.

 

[welsh dragon]

18.4°C outside at the moment in my front garden. That's pretty warm for February!

PS. Back from the pub.

About 11 deg here.

 

[Drago]

14 Celsius here, or about 130° in old money.

 

[numbnuts]

About 11 deg here.

11.4c here with a cold wind roll on the summer

 

[Paulus]

Still a lovely day here, been to the snowdrops, thanks for your offer Dave, but a bit tight timewise. Back via the pub and now at home waiting for the football to start.

 

[172traindriver]

Your up early considering it is Sunday.

Getting ready to go out on the bike

 

[172traindriver]

Good morning, it looks a lovely morning for a bike ride, but I'm on family duties. My old club is running the Starley Sportive today raising money for the local baby hospice and it looks like they've picked a great morning for it., This will be one of only a few I've missed.

Cov roads club is that??
Don't you bother riding with them any more?

 

[172traindriver]

Mornin' owd 'uns.
Just seen a news article saying that North Devon will be the warmest place in the UK today. I'll keep ya posted.

Has it got warm??

 

[172traindriver]

Will we make 1000 pages today? I'm jolly excited!!!

1000 pages or a naked Dr Alice?
Which one is more exciting?

 

[172traindriver]

Well. If you keep talking your usual drivel we should make it easily.

Just mention Dr Alice and that will get the count up

 

[172traindriver]

I've bought an extra supply of TenaMen to cope with the expected excitement.

They could come in handy as the mention of someone else could result in a rather large mess

 

[172traindriver]

Wash your mouth out with soap.

Mushrooms.....yum yum especially with a bacon sarnie

 

[172traindriver]

Dr Alice is getting herself ready for 1000 pages! A nice refreshing swim so shes chilled and ready.

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