The Retirement Thread

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Drago

Legendary Member
Now there's an idea...
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Some of us try to speak proper English, can you translate please?:okay:

Of course. I executed an early morning perambulatory excursion in company with my canine associate. Having completed this journey we returned to our abode, whereby I placed my posterior upon the seat in the lavatory and deposited a several foot length of unwanted fecal matter. Having completed his task I flossed, washed my hands, and then retired to the kitchen where I prepared for myself a high quality machine made caffeine enhanced beverage, and served it at a temperature of approximately 343 degrees Kelvin.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Here on the a Retirement Thread we have our own patois, a heady mix of cockerney and simple filth. It allows us olds to chunter without the rotten tooth getting GBH on the earrole.
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gavroche

Getting old but not past it
Location
North Wales
Of course. I executed an early morning perambulatory excursion in company with my canine associate. Having completed this journey we returned to our abode, whereby I placed my posterior upon the seat in the lavatory and deposited a several foot length of unwanted fecal matter. Having completed his task I flossed, washed my hands, and then retired to the kitchen where I prepared for myself a high quality machine made caffeine enhanced beverage, and served it at a temperature of approximately 343 degrees Kelvin.
That's what I like, a clear, concise text, easy to read and fully understandable. Many thanks.:smile:
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
[QUOTE="Drago, post: 5409353, whereby I placed my posterior upon the seat in the lavatory and deposited a several foot length of unwanted fecal matter.
Having completed his task I flossed, washed my hands,
.[/QUOTE]
Let me get this right.
a) you had a tape measure and actually measured a turd?
b) you then flossed your bum?
I realise it takes all sorts but :blush:
 
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