Couldn't you put it in the dishwasher?Clean the Little Tikes car... in the garage!Its so small theres plenty of room to move around it, and the floor has drainage.
The Retirement Thread
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Drago
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Now there's an idea...
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
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Some of us try to speak proper English, can you translate please?
classic33
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Dog done, clear out and now up one from Gareth Hunt. Simple!!Some of us try to speak proper English, can you translate please?
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
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Who is Gareth Hunt? Thanks for the first two.
Drago
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Some of us try to speak proper English, can you translate please?
Of course. I executed an early morning perambulatory excursion in company with my canine associate. Having completed this journey we returned to our abode, whereby I placed my posterior upon the seat in the lavatory and deposited a several foot length of unwanted fecal matter. Having completed his task I flossed, washed my hands, and then retired to the kitchen where I prepared for myself a high quality machine made caffeine enhanced beverage, and served it at a temperature of approximately 343 degrees Kelvin.
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Some of us try to speak proper English, can you translate please?
Unfortunately I understand the lingo, sometimes though I wish I didn't.
Drago
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Here on the a Retirement Thread we have our own patois, a heady mix of cockerney and simple filth. It allows us olds to chunter without the rotten tooth getting GBH on the earrole.
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
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That's what I like, a clear, concise text, easy to read and fully understandable. Many thanks.
Drago
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Clarity is my middle name you know.
ClichéGuevara
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Clean the Little Tikes car... in the garage!
[QUOTE="Drago, post: 5409353, whereby I placed my posterior upon the seat in the lavatory and deposited a several foot length of unwanted fecal matter.
Having completed his task I flossed, washed my hands,
.[/QUOTE]
Let me get this right.
a) you had a tape measure and actually measured a turd?
b) you then flossed your bum?
I realise it takes all sorts but
Having completed his task I flossed, washed my hands,
.[/QUOTE]
Let me get this right.
a) you had a tape measure and actually measured a turd?
b) you then flossed your bum?
I realise it takes all sorts but
