The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

So.....if you weigh yourself in the morning then again at night and find you have lost a stone..... then repeat every day......by the end of the week you will have lost 7 stone.
Sounds like my kind of diet

Two weeks, there'd be nothing left of you.

 

[screenman]

Is it safe to come out of hiding now? No more dreaded lurgy and some even more disgusting problems i hope......

I would suggest wearing latex gloves and a facemask whilst in here.

 

[welsh dragon]

I would suggest wearing latex gloves and a facemask whilst in here.

Good thinking.

 

[welsh dragon]

I would suggest wearing latex gloves and a facemask whilst in here.

Maybe i should invest in a hasmat suit.

 

[screenman]

Maybe i should invest in a hasmat suit.

Good idea, not sure that would stop you know who though.

 

[Drago]

Maybe i should invest in a hasmat suit.

No good - NBC suits trap the farts inside.

 

[classic33]

No good - NBC suits trap the farts inside.

Bad news for the wearer.

£13·99
https://www.preppersshop.co.uk/bristish-army-nbc-suit-mk3---full-suit---sealed-1333-p.asp

 

[Drago]

Unless you enjoy your own farts. Ever wondered why I drive such a small Car?

 

[welsh dragon]

No good - NBC suits trap the farts inside.

Oh god. He's back.

 

[GM]

I don't think my Trumpkin has turned out quite the way it was meant to!......

 

[Drago]

I don't think my Trumpkin has turned out quite the way it was meant to!......

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Reminds me of a girl I once knew...

 

[Dirk]

This should keep the little beggars away from my door tonight......

 

[Drago]

Stop it! We cant have 2 posts of the day jn the same day!

I guess these days you could go trick or treating dressed as him.

 

[Dirk]

Stop it! We cant have 2 posts of the day jn the same day!

I guess these days you could go trick or treating dressed as him.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I don't think my Trumpkin has turned out quite the way it was meant to!......

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Looks like the head of a blow up doll