The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

It has been raining here all afternoon.

I knew it would change

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Hats off to anyone that can cope with these things! I have tried, and just can't cope with exercising indoors or on static machines of any kind. I'd rather even go a walk in the pouring rain.

It is indeed a horrible device - as is its mate the all singing and dancing running machine that it lives with.

However, they are both infinitely less horrible than flies.

 

[gavroche]

Back from the zoo and grandchildren gone home now. Had a great day out with them and even the weather was good apart from 10 minutes of light rain. Apparently, they had thunder, lightning and heavy rain back home!!

 

[Drago]

I take 10mg to help me sleep every night, when I damaged my spine I was on 100 mg per day, after a while you get use to them and feel OK.

Flaming hell Mr Nuts, you must've been sheet faced!

 

[classic33]

It is indeed a horrible device - as is its mate the all singing and dancing running machine that it lives with.

However, they are both infinitely less horrible than flies.

How do you exercise using flies?

 

[classic33]

Dormant Volcano For Sale

 

[Mo1959]

Dormant Volcano For Sale
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Safe to build on do you think? Lol

 

[classic33]

Safe to build on do you think? Lol

Maybe. The SSSI might place restrictions, but not been able to get an answer for building on a volcano though. Planning have never been asked before.

 

[Drago]

That nothing. Scientists have recently designated my Y fronts as an active volcano.

 

[classic33]

That nothing. Scientists have recently designated my Y fronts as an active volcano.

Not an SSSI??

 

[Drago]

Yes, an SSSSSI. A Site of Special Smelly Sheet Stained Interest.

 

[Slow But Determined]

Following on from the last post and the over 60's will understand have people come up with varied and ingenious inventions for catching their "business" when doing their bowel cancer test samples.

Hard mouse mats work well as they catch your masterpiece giving you time to obtain your sample pieces and then just lift one end of the mat up and your log rolls away.

You under 60's have it all to look forward to!!!!

 

[classic33]

Following on from the last post and the over 60's will understand have people come up with varied and ingenious inventions for catching their "business" when doing their bowel cancer test samples.

Hard mouse mats work well as they catch your masterpiece giving you time to obtain your sample pieces and then just lift one end of the mat up and your log rolls away.

You under 60's have it all to look forward to!!!!

One word for that,
Tupperware.

 

[Drago]

Not for me. I can just take a scraping from my Y fronts.

 

[welsh dragon]