The Retirement Thread

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SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
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Hats off to anyone that can cope with these things! I have tried, and just can't cope with exercising indoors or on static machines of any kind. I'd rather even go a walk in the pouring rain.

It is indeed a horrible device - as is its mate the all singing and dancing running machine that it lives with.

However, they are both infinitely less horrible than flies.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Dormant Volcano For Sale
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Drago

Legendary Member
That nothing. Scientists have recently designated my Y fronts as an active volcano.
 
Following on from the last post and the over 60's will understand have people come up with varied and ingenious inventions for catching their "business" when doing their bowel cancer test samples.

Hard mouse mats work well as they catch your masterpiece giving you time to obtain your sample pieces and then just lift one end of the mat up and your log rolls away.

You under 60's have it all to look forward to!!!!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Following on from the last post and the over 60's will understand have people come up with varied and ingenious inventions for catching their "business" when doing their bowel cancer test samples.

Hard mouse mats work well as they catch your masterpiece giving you time to obtain your sample pieces and then just lift one end of the mat up and your log rolls away.

You under 60's have it all to look forward to!!!!
One word for that,
Tupperware.
 
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