The Retirement Thread

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Dave7

Legendary Member
I can’t either My step sons partner is a F1 addict She was not happy when I said it’s about as exciting as standing on a bridge over the M1 watching the traffic :wacko::wacko::wacko:
I honestly know someone so hooked on it he named his 3 sons.....
Jenson
Ayrton
And Emerson.

Go figure :wacko:
 

pawl

Legendary Member
Morning. That was an interesting night. Dam hot it was. And whats all this talk of copulation. Careful men, that might give a few of the old duffers on here a bit of a funny turn.:heat:

Another hot one today I see.

Last day of the TDF I see.

Stay safe and cool peeps.:hello:



I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Good morning folks,
A decent nights sleep, very welcome as I’ve been a bit below par for a couple of days. Yesterday evening I noticed several ladybirds on the tomato plants, a couple of them were copulating 😮 😎
We’ll head over the Heath today for a walk and stay away from the busy touristy places before settling down to watch Le Tour live COME ON CAV!!!
Have a peaceful day folks ☀️
And you stood there, watching?
 

pawl

Legendary Member
As another baking hot day thought I would do a Mo and go out early.Out on the road by 8.30 then I realised Mo usually is out five hours before the time i started :wacko:

Nice 16 mile potter .Not much traffic about Being up at 7 am I will in all probability nod of while I am watching the TDF:blink::blink::blink:
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Shouldn't affect your knee.
If you lie on your back and erhh uhmn
Tell you what, I will let Welshie explain it :rolleyes:
 
A leisurely stroll across the Heathland, up the trailway and into Wimborne. Stopped for a bite to eat at a cafe looking out onto the Minster. They were very busy and it took quite a while for our food to arrive, but it was great and really hit the spot. By this time it was 12:00 and Mrs Tenkaykev mentioned that the Butchers Dog was now open 😁
A pint of Mosaic IPA - LupulusX from Buxton brewery was followed by 2/3rds of "Something Good " from DEYA brewing. Mrs Tenkaykev ordered a 2 pint " Carry out " of PUPA IPA from Vibrant forest brewery. It came in a 2 pint plastic container. She put it in her rucksack and we ambled round to get the bus home and prepare for " COME ON CAV " time. She had her rucksack on her lap and suddenly said, " My lap's wet! " the container had developed a micro split in the bottom and some of the beer had seeped out, through the rucksack and onto her lap. I hoiked it out and put it inverted into my shoulder bag and kept an eagle eye on it. ( I was all for necking it on the bus but Mrs Tenkaykev pointed out that it's not allowed )
Managed to get home with the loss of under half a pint 🍺👍
Chilling in the garden now and enjoying the remains of the beer. ^_^
 
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