pawl
Legendary Member
I can’t either My step sons partner is a F1 addict She was not happy when I said it’s about as exciting as standing on a bridge over the M1 watching the traffic
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I can’t either My step sons partner is a F1 addict She was not happy when I said it’s about as exciting as standing on a bridge over the M1 watching the traffic
Dave7
Legendary Member
I honestly know someone so hooked on it he named his 3 sons.....I can’t either My step sons partner is a F1 addict She was not happy when I said it’s about as exciting as standing on a bridge over the M1 watching the traffic
Jenson
Ayrton
And Emerson.
Go figure
pawl
Legendary Member
Morning. That was an interesting night. Dam hot it was. And whats all this talk of copulation. Careful men, that might give a few of the old duffers on here a bit of a funny turn.
Another hot one today I see.
Last day of the TDF I see.
Stay safe and cool peeps.
I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee
classic33
Leg End Member
And you stood there, watching?
pawl
Legendary Member
As another baking hot day thought I would do a Mo and go out early.Out on the road by 8.30 then I realised Mo usually is out five hours before the time i started
Nice 16 mile potter .Not much traffic about Being up at 7 am I will in all probability nod of while I am watching the TDF
Nice 16 mile potter .Not much traffic about Being up at 7 am I will in all probability nod of while I am watching the TDF
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I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee
Copulation is something I did as a young fella, but can't now.
pawl
Legendary Member
pawl
Legendary Member
Copulation is something I did as a young fella, but can't now.
Just looked it up on Google I’m still blushing.
Dave7
Legendary Member
Shouldn't affect your knee.I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee
If you lie on your back and erhh uhmn
Tell you what, I will let Welshie explain it
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee
In that case maybe you should live in ignorant bliss and save your dodgy knee.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Shouldn't affect your knee.
If you lie on your back and erhh uhmn
Tell you what, I will let Welshie explain it
Don't look at me. Get yourself out of that one Mister
Dave7
Legendary Member
Right......I like a challenge.Don't look at me. Get yourself out of that one Mister
He has a thingy
She has a whatsit
So.......if erhhhh
I will let you finish it
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Right......I like a challenge.
He has a thingy
She has a whatsit
So.......if erhhhh
I will let you finish it
Tenkaykev
Guru
A leisurely stroll across the Heathland, up the trailway and into Wimborne. Stopped for a bite to eat at a cafe looking out onto the Minster. They were very busy and it took quite a while for our food to arrive, but it was great and really hit the spot. By this time it was 12:00 and Mrs Tenkaykev mentioned that the Butchers Dog was now open 😁
A pint of Mosaic IPA - LupulusX from Buxton brewery was followed by 2/3rds of "Something Good " from DEYA brewing. Mrs Tenkaykev ordered a 2 pint " Carry out " of PUPA IPA from Vibrant forest brewery. It came in a 2 pint plastic container. She put it in her rucksack and we ambled round to get the bus home and prepare for " COME ON CAV " time. She had her rucksack on her lap and suddenly said, " My lap's wet! " the container had developed a micro split in the bottom and some of the beer had seeped out, through the rucksack and onto her lap. I hoiked it out and put it inverted into my shoulder bag and kept an eagle eye on it. ( I was all for necking it on the bus but Mrs Tenkaykev pointed out that it's not allowed )
Managed to get home with the loss of under half a pint 🍺👍
Chilling in the garden now and enjoying the remains of the beer.
A pint of Mosaic IPA - LupulusX from Buxton brewery was followed by 2/3rds of "Something Good " from DEYA brewing. Mrs Tenkaykev ordered a 2 pint " Carry out " of PUPA IPA from Vibrant forest brewery. It came in a 2 pint plastic container. She put it in her rucksack and we ambled round to get the bus home and prepare for " COME ON CAV " time. She had her rucksack on her lap and suddenly said, " My lap's wet! " the container had developed a micro split in the bottom and some of the beer had seeped out, through the rucksack and onto her lap. I hoiked it out and put it inverted into my shoulder bag and kept an eagle eye on it. ( I was all for necking it on the bus but Mrs Tenkaykev pointed out that it's not allowed )
Managed to get home with the loss of under half a pint 🍺👍
Chilling in the garden now and enjoying the remains of the beer.
