The Retirement Thread

[pawl]

Could never get into F1.
Golf and TdF for me.

I can’t either My step sons partner is a F1 addict She was not happy when I said it’s about as exciting as standing on a bridge over the M1 watching the traffic

 

[Dave7]

I can’t either My step sons partner is a F1 addict She was not happy when I said it’s about as exciting as standing on a bridge over the M1 watching the traffic

I honestly know someone so hooked on it he named his 3 sons.....
Jenson
Ayrton
And Emerson.

Go figure

 

[pawl]

Morning. That was an interesting night. Dam hot it was. And whats all this talk of copulation. Careful men, that might give a few of the old duffers on here a bit of a funny turn.

Another hot one today I see.

Last day of the TDF I see.

Stay safe and cool peeps.

I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee

 

[classic33]

Good morning folks,
A decent nights sleep, very welcome as I’ve been a bit below par for a couple of days. Yesterday evening I noticed several ladybirds on the tomato plants, a couple of them were copulating 😮 😎
We’ll head over the Heath today for a walk and stay away from the busy touristy places before settling down to watch Le Tour live COME ON CAV!!!
Have a peaceful day folks ☀️

And you stood there, watching?

 

[pawl]

As another baking hot day thought I would do a Mo and go out early.Out on the road by 8.30 then I realised Mo usually is out five hours before the time i started

Nice 16 mile potter .Not much traffic about Being up at 7 am I will in all probability nod of while I am watching the TDF

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee

Copulation is something I did as a young fella, but can't now.

 

[pawl]

And you stood there, watching?

Isn’t that called dogging ? Or perhaps a new phrase Lady birding

 

[pawl]

Copulation is something I did as a young fella, but can't now.

Just looked it up on Google I’m still blushing.

 

[Dave7]

I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee

Shouldn't affect your knee.
If you lie on your back and erhh uhmn
Tell you what, I will let Welshie explain it

 

[welsh dragon]

I quite fancy a funny turn Need to know what copulation is though Dint want anything that is going to strain my dodgy left knee

In that case maybe you should live in ignorant bliss and save your dodgy knee.

 

[welsh dragon]

Shouldn't affect your knee.
If you lie on your back and erhh uhmn
Tell you what, I will let Welshie explain it

Don't look at me. Get yourself out of that one Mister

 

[Paulus]

Good afternoon all on this scorccio day.
Sitting in the shade with a cold beer, and listening to Bruce Springsteen on the sounds app

 

[Dave7]

Don't look at me. Get yourself out of that one Mister

Right......I like a challenge.
He has a thingy
She has a whatsit
So.......if erhhhh
I will let you finish it

 

[welsh dragon]

Right......I like a challenge.
He has a thingy
She has a whatsit
So.......if erhhhh
I will let you finish it

 

[Tenkaykev]

A leisurely stroll across the Heathland, up the trailway and into Wimborne. Stopped for a bite to eat at a cafe looking out onto the Minster. They were very busy and it took quite a while for our food to arrive, but it was great and really hit the spot. By this time it was 12:00 and Mrs Tenkaykev mentioned that the Butchers Dog was now open 😁
A pint of Mosaic IPA - LupulusX from Buxton brewery was followed by 2/3rds of "Something Good " from DEYA brewing. Mrs Tenkaykev ordered a 2 pint " Carry out " of PUPA IPA from Vibrant forest brewery. It came in a 2 pint plastic container. She put it in her rucksack and we ambled round to get the bus home and prepare for " COME ON CAV " time. She had her rucksack on her lap and suddenly said, " My lap's wet! " the container had developed a micro split in the bottom and some of the beer had seeped out, through the rucksack and onto her lap. I hoiked it out and put it inverted into my shoulder bag and kept an eagle eye on it. ( I was all for necking it on the bus but Mrs Tenkaykev pointed out that it's not allowed )
Managed to get home with the loss of under half a pint 🍺👍
Chilling in the garden now and enjoying the remains of the beer.