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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
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My ex brother-in-law had something similar happen - an allergic reaction to the contrast dye used for a CT scan!
Oh, that sounds like he died... No, they got his heart started again but my sister is no longer married to him!

I don't really understand this, I used to do a lot more without feeling tired.
It is called 'getting older'! :laugh:

Sorted my mobile data usage out.
What did the problem turn out to be?

We have now watched 2 episodes of the new Peaky Brinders

and my wife has not uttered the phrase "Sex On Legs" even once!!!!
That's because she wasn't looking at you; she was too busy with Peaky Blinders! :okay:

Speaking of PB... There's a documentary on the BBC tonight about the real Brummie gangs that inspired it.
 
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The rain in Spain is here today. In gym, I'm 64 today so hope to keep this going for a few years yet 😂

Happy Birthday. :birthday: :cheers: I'm 70 and still rolling along.
 
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I managed to get out for a bimble, my Birchley Heath Loop ridden the other way round, I put 25 miles under the wheels. Out of Coventry up the Tamworth Rd then right to ride past Hoar Park then left to do the loop through Birchley Heath, when I got to Ansley I carried on past the book farm into the outskirts of Bedworth and turned right onto an old commuting route into Coventry then did a small loop to bring the mileage up to 25. Not a nice cycling morning, the forecast sunshine never arrived and it rained for the first half an hour, not in the forecast, and it turned into a grey cold morning with a strong bitter cold wind, I enjoyed that though it wasn't very pleasant and was very slow, a 12.6 MPH average is disappointing but understandable under the circumstances.

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rustybolts

pedalling tediously
Location
Ireland
YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE! :okay:



That was my sister calling for a chat...

One thing that she was desperate to tell me was a story which is so unlikely and incredible that I wouldn't have believed it if I had read it on social media. (Obviously, CycleChat is a form of social media, so you will have to judge for yourselves whether YOU believe it! :whistle:)

Sis had been to stay with a friend for the weekend. The husband of her friend is a cyclist and he has a neighbour friend who is also a cyclist. The husband and his mate had planned to do a charity bike ride but it got cancelled. The mate decided to ride the route anyway...

Wife of cycling mate was tracking her husband via some app on his phone. He seemed to be making steady progress. Until then he was NOT... For quite a long while the tracker showed no movement. She tried ringing him. No reply...

It was a great route. Pity about the event being cancelled. Still, cycling neighbour was enjoying his ride. Ooh, that hill was a bit steep, and he was feeling a bit below par. Phnaaaaargh...!

A motorist was driving up behind a cyclist on a steep hill. The driver is also a cyclist and so was being extra careful as he overtook the rider. He glanced over and saw the ashen face of the cyclist, and the bike starting to wobble. This did not look at all good. The driver got past, stopped and as he got out the cyclist fell sideways, unconscious. He was still clipped onto his pedals. Concerned driver unclips the cyclist's feet and is reaching for his phone when...

The second driver who had been behind driver #1 saw what was unfolding. Driver #2 is a nurse/paramedic (I'm not sure which... anyway, the important thing is that they knew what to do...) (S)He pulled over, jumped out of the car, and immediately spotted a defibrillator on the wall of an adjacent building. Gets to work...

The regional air ambulance base was just round the corner. Within minutes, the ailing cyclist is on board and heading to hospital...

Worried wife monitoring the tracker now sees that it is moving again... At over 100 mph! Her phone rings. Someone tells her the awful news...

The cyclist wakes up. Where is he? His wife is there. Lots of people in white coats. Lots of cables attached to electrodes on his head and body and connected to banks of electronic devices. Hospital!

He had been in a coma for 3 days. There had been no meaningful signs of recovery and the doctors thought that he wasn't going to make it so discussions were taking place about possible organ donation. Suddenly there was a blip on a waveform on one of the monitors- LIFE! The medical staff redoubled their efforts. He was saved and is now almost fully recovered. :notworthy:



The odds of the paramedic being there at the precise moment, with a defibrillator to hand, and an air ambulance a couple of minutes away must be tiny, and even then his chances must have been slim. I looked it up - cardiac arrest prognosis. He is one very lucky cyclist! :smile:
Astonishing .
My big mug just cracked when I poured boiling water in and my coffee seeped all over the unit. :laugh: Got them off e-bay. No doubt cheap and nasty tat.
Lucky escape Mo , better boiling water seeped over unit rather than you . I picked up a big mug of tea ( lukewarm ) at Christmas and the handle broke off !
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
Our gas is still off. They've done the replacement piping - just waiting for the guy to turn up and connect it to the meter. Should be here shortly.
Fortunately, it's a gloriously sunny day and the sun is on the front of the bungalow, which keeps the living room warm.
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
No, a two faced Gemini 😉. Speaking of faces, I’m a “ Mondays child “ as in “ Mondays child is fair of face “. My given name is Kevin an anglicisation of “ Caoimhín “ meaning “ handsome “
Coincidence? I think not 🤔😁
I am Tuesday’s child, full of grace! Not! Bull in a China shop I can be so clumsy. :laugh:
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I am a Wednesday child. My name means clear bright or light coloured in France . In England my name was clara.

The urban dictionary says I am a wonderful person without a bad bone in my body. A funny, loyal beautiful girl. She is literally the nicest person you will ever know and you should never let her go.

And I am sat here with a sandwich and a cup of coffee stuffing my face having faced the trials and tribulations of shopping in the metropolis and dodging roadworks, temporary traffic lights. Road that have been dug up and the exposed drains did not do my car any good and a very large lorry in a ditch with police directing traffic. :wacko:
 
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