The Retirement Thread

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Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Just popped out for a tootle on the bike and turned back as I realised that I'd forgotten something ( not the bike, I'm not that far gone yet )
As I pulled in to our drive I could hear Police sirens, a few moments later a large grey car sped along our road and screeched to a halt immediately outside our house. ( I do have some stuff on order from Brompton but I don't think they have Police escorted delivery vehicles )
The Police car stopped a few metres behind the car, sirens still sounding. After a few moments the car accelerated away and around the corner, with the Police car in hot pursuit. ( It's a residential area so the Police are extra cautious so as not to put residents in any extra danger that a " hot pursuit " might engender.)
So, that's my excitement for the day...

We often get similar around here.
Pursuit training.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I forgot to mention what happened yesterday when walking back from the bus station with my two visitors...

I heard a raucous sound and turned to see a couple of young guys on unregistered trials bikes racing through traffic, weaving in and out, mounting the pavement, going on the wrong side of the road etc. They kept whizzing around the neighbourhood, taking horrendous risks. I saw them race each other down a back street which had parked vehicles on both sides narrowing it to one lane. It is a road that I have experienced small children suddenly cycling out onto on several occasions. It is possible to avoid them when doing 10 mph on a bicycle, but a motorcyclist doing 50 mph would almost certainly hit them...

They did another couple of circuits of the area and then emerged onto the backstreet that I was walking up. (Cars were parked up on the pavement.) The rider in front accelerated down the road straight at me in a game of chicken. I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end and decided that he was not going to get away with it. I prepared myself... If he didn't stop I was going to jump in the air at the last moment and drop kick him off the bike. I got an adrenaline rush as he got closer and faster... :eek:

At the last moment he slammed his back brake on, put the bike into a sideways slide towards me, then blipped the throttle and shot off down a side street!

Very impressive bike handling, but totally effing ludicrous on roads like that!!! :cursing:
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Well, I have split the chain and taken the wheel off the bike but I think brute force will be the only way to free the chain.
What would @ColinJ do in this situation? ( If you are not aware of the problem, see my post on. page 6778. )

If one's butler/personal mechanic is not available to adopt a more subtle approach, I suggest that you use some variation of brute force yourself! :laugh:

Perhaps lever the chain out with a long screwdriver, while trying not to stress the spokes any more than they will already have been stressed? :whistle:

Once the chain has been freed, I would...
  • Make sure that the endstops are adjusted properly to stop the chain falling off again at either side of the cassette. (But making sure that you can still engage the top and bottom gears.)
  • Check the wheel is still true. I would guess that it will be.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Can you loosen the cassette?

Or that! :okay:
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Well, I have split the chain and taken the wheel off the bike but I think brute force will be the only way to free the chain.
What would @ColinJ do in this situation? ( If you are not aware of the problem, see my post on. page 6778. )
Can you slip a washing line, or similar thin rope, under the chain, using that to pull the chain out?
You keep your fingers out of the line of fire, and can apply a bit more pressure along the whole length of the trapped section.
 
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