The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Just tried that.....load of bollocks. All I got was a sore neck.

Your arms don't hurt though.

 

[welsh dragon]

Charmer. Glad I’m not still working.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-64388669

Should be in a mens prison.

 

[Mo1959]

Should be in a mens prison.

Yep! Already dealt with a few. I remember one night in remand carrying out the obs and getting back to the desk and saying to my colleague what massive feet one woman had. They were sticking out the bed. She just laughed and said it was because she had been a man! I hadn’t realised. Twisted feckers wanted to be recognised as female, but when they kicked off they were quite happy to use their strength and chuck female staff around like rag dolls. I’m sure it will upset the PC brigade, but they are still bloody men no matter what surgery and medication they take.

 

[rustybolts]

Yep! Already dealt with a few. I remember one night in remand carrying out the obs and getting back to the desk and saying to my colleague what massive feet one woman had. They were sticking out the bed. She just laughed and said it was because she had been a man! I hadn’t realised. Twisted feckers wanted to be recognised as female, but when they kicked off they were quite happy to use their strength and chuck female staff around like rag dolls. I’m sure it will upset the PC brigade, but they are still bloody men no matter what surgery and medication they take.

Mo, you should consider writing a book , you have the time and you definitely have the talent !

 

[numbnuts]

Morning it's dark

 

[PaulSB]

Morning it's dark

Yep, same here. Dark.

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. Still mild with the chance of some rain for a couple of hours before it disappears and hopefully a bit of sun later.

Today’s excitement is the blue recycling bin goes out

 

[Tenkaykev]

Good morning folks,
We’re planning on a trip to the Barking Cat at lunchtime. We’ll be using “ multi modal transport “ , walk to bus stop, bus to Poole, train to Branksome, walk to Cat, have several beers then reverse the journey 😎

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Good morning everybody, unexpected early carer this morning, my Good Ladies gone back to sleep on the settee.

 

[Dirk]

Morning all

What's wrong with this site?
Text jumping all over the place as I try to post.
Does it on my tablet and my phone.































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[Deleted member 1258]

Morning all

What's wrong with this site?
Text jumping all over the place as I try to post.
Does it on my tablet and my phone.































No frost last night and it's a lot milder this morning.















This site is still playing up on my tablet. The text keeps jumping all othe place have to and I















It's

Strange! Working perfectly here, phone, tablet and desktop.

 

[welsh dragon]

Coooooeeee. 6 deg here and very very foggy.

Stay safe peeps

 

[Dave7]

Good day all.
A massive 6° here but raining.
Woke at 0530 but was nice and cumfi so stayed in bed till 0730.
Stuff I should have done but failed dismally....so must do this morning are
Renew driving licence
Tax the car
Pay annual green bin fee.

 

[Dirk]

Strange! Working perfectly here, phone, tablet and desktop.

Might try a different browser.

 

[PaulSB]

Hello! Someone was asking about "dreich" the other day. Jump in the car, pop round and I'll make the coffee while you look out the window for a full on "dreich" experience. I am cross..................with myself.........as I got on the scales this morning. Three months of very little exercise, cycling etc. has taken it's toll. From today if I'm not riding I will be walking for a minimum of one hour. Other changes are brewing. 5kgs to shift and I am not happy about this.

Other than an hour's walk I will be ironing, hoovering, dusting and other associated household tasks.