They have funny ways down south in that there London. Popped into the public loos at the Lightroom yesterday. No M or F signs so I boldly stepped in, chose my cubicle (no urinals) and closed the door.
Emerging I spotted four women washing there hands with their backs to me. Feeling confident I walked over, stood beside one lady who looked at me then looked at her friend with a sort of "what's he doing in here" look on her face. Fortunately her friend confirmed it was OK.
Then I spotted my wife, well heard actually as she announced "It's OK, he's just in touch with his feminine side" Thanks dear!!!!
Lots of joking and laughing followed.