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welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I will do my washing tomorrow as its supposed to be nice and not supposed to rain. Yeah right 😆
 

Dave7

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Is it a holy day of obligation?, one of my tasks since mrs @BoldonLad developed dementia is to remind her of such things, have I missed one?

Edit: oops, found it, the Assumption, will have to get Mrs B organised.

Google tells me it celebrates/commemorates the day one of the popes declared that the virgin Mary was actually taken to heaven in the flesh.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I am back from shopping
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
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D

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One from Facebook today.

"Me Hat"
O’Toole stunned the priest one Sunday by showing up at mass for the first time in living memory. Afterward, the priest asked O’Toole what had made him finally come to mass.
O’Toole looked the priest in the eye and said, “Father, I cannot lie to you. I lost me good hat, and I know old Dunne has a hat just like it. I thought I’d leave mass early, and just take along old Dunne’s hat from the hat rack, sort of 'by mistake,' if you know what I mean.”
“But I see you’re still hatless,” said the priest. “What changed your mind, O’Toole?”
“Your sermon on the ten commandments, Father,” O’Toole replied.
“Ah,” said the priest. “So when you heard the commandment 'Thou shalt not steal,' you decided not to take Dunne’s hat for yourself.”
“Not exactly, Father,” said O’Toole. “When you mentioned the one about not committing adultery, I remembered where I left me hat.”
 
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