The Retirement Thread
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Coooeeeee. Another scorcher for us. 
Stay safe peeps
Stay safe peeps
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Good morning from a misty murky Coventry.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Can't be a real cyclist if he does that.
They have to ignore everyone
They have to ignore everyone
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Dirk
If 6 Was 9
Morning all
Well, I managed to cut the 50 ft long by 12 ft high laurel hedge down by 6 ft and transport all the branches down to the tip yesterday with 5 trailer loads.
Just got 2 more hedges to do, but I'll leave them until it cools down a bit.
Today, I shall be doing a bit of relaxing lawn mowing (1/4 acre) before we go to the pub for lunch.
En suite with a sea view. Very reasonable, I would say.
Well, I managed to cut the 50 ft long by 12 ft high laurel hedge down by 6 ft and transport all the branches down to the tip yesterday with 5 trailer loads.
Just got 2 more hedges to do, but I'll leave them until it cools down a bit.
Today, I shall be doing a bit of relaxing lawn mowing (1/4 acre) before we go to the pub for lunch.
En suite with a sea view. Very reasonable, I would say.
Mo1959
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Yep, coming up 12 years for me and absolutely no regrets. At least if I pop my clogs tomorrow I’ve had a retirement unlike some poor buggers.
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eight years for me, I've known of a couple of people who were dead inside six months of retiring, and several who's retirement has been blighted with poor health, so we who have a long retirement with good health are blessed.
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Dirk
If 6 Was 9
My old Inspector, when I worked for GPO Telephones, died from a heart attack, when he got home from his retirement party.
3 hours retirement!
I was 18 at the time and this event changed my whole outlook on life.
Drago
Legendary Member
Exactly. I dance to no one's tune but my own, and after 7 years of it I'm probably unemployable anyway. First prat I meet ill doubtless lose my rag, call them a canute, and be shown the door, so I'm doing the workplace a favour my staying away from it.
But there's a double irony. Having lost some of the function in my right arm and hand as a result of being assaulted while doing my job the farce were happy to leave me in hi tec crime, where my disability made no difference.
But the government appointed Tom Winsor as HMIC and he recommended that "unfit" officers should be docked 10% of their salary, the so called x factor, to encourage them back to fitness.
Well, I'd already had three surgeries and had been told that's it, thats the best you're getting, so the prat could could make as many threats as he wants, there would be no improvement.
So I reluctantly went on a medical. I didn't want to, but wasn't hanging about to risk being f**** over financially. So I bought a few more "years" and went with full pension. On top of that I went through the legal process and sued for an injury award, and was awarded Band 3 (50-75% disability for the purposes of the role of a constable.) That award is more or less 150% of the pension itself and is untaxed, so Tom Winsors effort to save the country money by getting rid of what he sees as malingerers actually cost the government a fortune as injured officers like myself took them to the cleaners.
So having pulled the pants down of brave officers who had been injured protecting the public, many of them QPM holders for gallantry, and costing the country a fortune in the process, he was rewarded with a knighthood!
So when the powers that be talk about getting the missing working age folk back to the workplace I invite them to kiss my arriss, because if it weren't for them I'd never have left it in the first place.
But there's a double irony. Having lost some of the function in my right arm and hand as a result of being assaulted while doing my job the farce were happy to leave me in hi tec crime, where my disability made no difference.
But the government appointed Tom Winsor as HMIC and he recommended that "unfit" officers should be docked 10% of their salary, the so called x factor, to encourage them back to fitness.
Well, I'd already had three surgeries and had been told that's it, thats the best you're getting, so the prat could could make as many threats as he wants, there would be no improvement.
So I reluctantly went on a medical. I didn't want to, but wasn't hanging about to risk being f**** over financially. So I bought a few more "years" and went with full pension. On top of that I went through the legal process and sued for an injury award, and was awarded Band 3 (50-75% disability for the purposes of the role of a constable.) That award is more or less 150% of the pension itself and is untaxed, so Tom Winsors effort to save the country money by getting rid of what he sees as malingerers actually cost the government a fortune as injured officers like myself took them to the cleaners.
So having pulled the pants down of brave officers who had been injured protecting the public, many of them QPM holders for gallantry, and costing the country a fortune in the process, he was rewarded with a knighthood!
So when the powers that be talk about getting the missing working age folk back to the workplace I invite them to kiss my arriss, because if it weren't for them I'd never have left it in the first place.
