The Retirement Thread

[rustybolts]

Catchy, in an odd sorta way. Can't see it making the charts anytime soon though.
Unless you tweak it "here and there" a bit.

well it was a great song in its day with very clever lyrics , hope his bass turns up unscathed and its well double boxed , some of those delivery guys just chuck items out very roughly

 

[welsh dragon]

Mr WD is cutting the grass for the 1st time this year

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Due to the inclemency of the weather Drago stayed home and

View attachment 727935 sent Bruce instead on the E Bike (after briefing him on the agenda ) The committee were highly impressed with his contribution

I'd trust Bruce more than a lot of politicians I have seen!!!!

 

[numbnuts]

My test results are through, but they would not tell me over the phone.
I have an appointment tomorrow at 10:30
I have checked the NHS web site and no results have been added as yet

 

[Dave7]

Mr WD is cutting the grass for the 1st time this year

If you had more Canada Geese they would do it for you.

 

[classic33]

My test results are through, but they would not tell me over the phone.
I have an appointment tomorrow at 10:30
I have checked the NHS web site and no results have been added as yet

They're not allowed to tell you over the phone any more. Which can be a pain in the rear if there's nothing further required.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Yep.....just can't be arsed posting.

Same old anyway......up early, quick browse and cuppa then out the door for my morning exercise.

I reckon Mo must be the fittest on here

except for Bruce - obviously!

 

[classic33]

Mr WD is cutting the grass for the 1st time this year

And you are out raking it all up?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Ooooo.....I get a badge for getting out early.



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Looked up the meaning of "Grind" nowadays
"when a girl shakes and moves her ass on a guys crotch and the guy moves with her ass"

Anything you would like to tell us????


(I MIGHT have been rather selective on the exact definition I picked - but it was on the first page!!!!)

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

If you had more Canada Geese they would do it for you.

If Spike Island in Widnes is anything to go by they would leave a lot of "fertiliser" behind them!

 

[welsh dragon]

And you are out raking it all up?

Nope

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Mr WD is cutting the grass for the 1st time this year

Yesterday I did mine for the third time this year!

I am trying to do it on the second setting ratehr than the third and more often in a vain attempt to give it a chance to improve from ******awefl " to "quite bad"

might be better to just get someone who knows what they are doing to just return the whole thing

again - only had it done a few years ago!

 

[Dirk]

Hang on......how can you make a cup of tea if you don't get up
I won't ask what you stir it with.

Everything is close to hand in a caravan.....

 

[gavroche]

I have cut the grass in our new home twice so far with my 10 year old Flymo. I have sharpened and resharpened the blade so many times that I decided to invest into a new blade when I went to B&Q last week. The price for it nearly knocked me over .................. £25 !! I had to look at the price twice. Daylight robbery I thought but at least , it WILL last me another 10 year.

 

[welsh dragon]

Steak egg and beans today