The Retirement Thread

[mistyoptic]

I hope you have more success than I did. Replacements were so expensive I ended up buying new furniture.

We successfully obtained new ones which fit. £226 for a settee and two chairs

 

[classic33]

but her nails are as old as she is

which is somewhat over 18
(and if it isn;t then I have committed several offences!!!!)

Only if she's still got the same ones she was born with. And if she no longer needs to cut/trim them.

Don't let her fool you with that one.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Only if she's still got the same ones she was born with. And if she no longer needs to cut/trim them.

Don't let her fool you with that one.

Actually - thinking about it

every cell in a person's body dies after only 7 to 10 years
so everyone's body is always replaced every 10 years or so


therefore - every woman I have ever "slept with" is 10 years old or younger

but then -- I am only 10 years old or younger by the same "logic"

anyway - anyone off to bed yet
I mean - anyone sleepy yet - lets not get distracted again

 

[classic33]

I get them. I pop them back in the post box marked "not known at this address."

Never had an in person visit from a goon despite the threat-O-grams.

"The Occupier" not known at this address.
Is that possible?

 

[classic33]

Actually - thinking about it

every cell in a person's body dies after only 7 to 10 years
so everyone's body is always replaced every 10 years or so


therefore - every woman I have ever "slept with" is 10 years old or younger

but then -- I am only 10 years old or younger by the same "logic"

anyway - anyone off to bed yet
I mean - anyone sleepy yet - lets not get distracted again

But the toenails grow at a 1/16" per month*, so they're even younger.

*About half the speed of fingernails.

 

[Exlaser2]

I would answer the door, confirm you don’t need a licence and tell them you feel they are harassing you.

That would be what most people would do and it seems the best way of resolving the problem.
I feel the chances of this happening are quite small .

 

[Exlaser2]

Night night all .

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. A nippy start up in the frozen north. Only 2 degrees just now. Another glorious day though.

 

[Dave7]

Good morning Mo and all others.
6° here.
Dentist at 9.40 for an xray. Bottom tooth at the back is giving me problems. The dentist thinks it will have to come out, something I am not looking forward to.

Probably at the pub at lunchtime.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

Q day planned.

 

[PeteXXX]

Morning campers 👋