The Retirement Thread

[ebikeerwidnes]

I started watching a film and after 20 minutes, I'm still none the wiser.
That's 20 minutes of my life wasted.

I've seen worse
I got stuck at a train station many years ago and there was no train for 2 hours
I went to a nearby pub - it was raining so going anywhere else was not a good idea
The film was the most miserable and badly made I have ever seen
plot was something like
boy gets budgie as a present from his Mum and loves it and talks to it and it is his only friend
step Dad reckons the budgie's claws are too long and decided to cut them
cuts the birds leg off and find it hilarious
budgie dies
boy bursts into tear and gets hit for it
boy runs away and gets lost in the woods
no-one come s to look for him


and so on - most miserable thing I have ever seen on any screen

 

[Paulus]

Sorry I forgot the name

That good eh?

 

[Drago]

Soup for dinner.

 

[postman]

That good eh?

I was flying to Orlando for our holiday and i watched a filum ,Dad's Army,the film was released Feb 2016,released i think it escaped,it was total and utter garbage.

 

[PaulSB]

I've seen worse
I got stuck at a train station many years ago and there was no train for 2 hours
I went to a nearby pub - it was raining so going anywhere else was not a good idea
The film was the most miserable and badly made I have ever seen
plot was something like
boy gets budgie as a present from his Mum and loves it and talks to it and it is his only friend
step Dad reckons the budgie's claws are too long and decided to cut them
cuts the birds leg off and find it hilarious
budgie dies
boy bursts into tear and gets hit for it
boy runs away and gets lost in the woods
no-one come s to look for him


and so on - most miserable thing I have ever seen on any screen

Ah you sure about this? It wasn't an alternate reality brought on by substance abuse?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Ah you sure about this? It wasn't an alternate reality brought on by substance abuse?

That did occur to me

but the substance abuse was by the people making it not me

I even only had one pint because the beer was awful!

 

[Paulus]

I was flying to Orlando for our holiday and i watched a filum ,Dad's Army,the film was released Feb 2016,released i think it escaped,it was total and utter garbage.

I did watch it too. Not a patch on the original, very cheesy and predictable, also not very funny.

 

[classic33]

I was flying to Orlando for our holiday and i watched a filum ,Dad's Army,the film was released Feb 2016,released i think it escaped,it was total and utter garbage.

I did watch it too. Not a patch on the original, very cheesy and predictable, also not very funny.

You two were on the same plane!

 

[Paulus]

You two were on the same plane!

No.

 

[classic33]

I've been travelling back to Saturday!

 

[Drago]

In bed reading while my Y fronts get their monthly airing.

 

[classic33]

In bed reading while my Y fronts get their monthly airing.

Who'll be going out to bring them in?

 

[Drago]

Who'll be going out to bring them in?

The Royal Logistic Corp send out a hazmat team. Its good CBRN training for them.

 

[classic33]

The Royal Logistic Corp send out a hazmat team. Its good CBRN training for them.

Well, that's okay then.
They fail they don't pass the course.

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. 5 degrees at the moment with a high of 15 later. Perfect for me.