The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Is it called a sundial ? 😂

Watch it you

 

[Mike Ayling]

Andy mountbatton ( if Ms Batton is extremely young and attractive , she will definitely be mounted ) Windsor has been shown the door by his older bruvver and is perusing the AirBnB as I speak , he is also stripped of everything and is plain old Andy

Mr Windsor denies any wrongdoing.

 

[PaulSB]

Good evening. We have been to Bolton Little Theatre to see a production, "Sabbath Witches, it was very good indeed. As you might guess given I'm in Lancashire the play focused on the Pendle Witches.

There's a lot of it about. On Sunday night a driver went north on the southbound carriageway of the M6, hitting another vehicle, the driver of which died. The M6 was shut for 17 hours. Heading down the M61 to Bolton I saw headlights approaching - some lunatic was driving up the hard shoulder towards us. He stopped and started to perform a multi-point turn to head the right way!! 🤬😱

 

[PeteXXX]

<yawn >

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. Much milder but soggy after last nights heavy rain. Not sure where to walk as it won’t be great underfoot.

 

[Paulus]

Good morning all.
It's a dull, grey start to the day here with rain forecast for later on.
Remnants of the escape committee are meeting up this afternoon in the Railway Bell, two other have said they are coming, one is in Australia and two haven't replied.🤔
Enjoy your day everyone, keep those pesky trick or treat brats at bay.🤬

 

[Dave7]

Good morning all.
Happy birthday @gavroche .
A slight change to my planned schedule this morning as my cleaner is still not well. So after I finish my coffee and am fully awake I have to do battle with the bedding. Stripping it and washing is straight forward but I find re-making it to be a pita......I swear that duvet hates me.
Have a good day all.

 

[welsh dragon]

Cooooeeee. Warmer here at 12.deg but we had a lot of rain last night.

I bet Harry is now thinking that he could well be next for the chopping block. Funny how both Andrew and Harry were the queen's favourites. They would both be sad losses

 

[PeteXXX]

I have put lifelike dummies of Jimmy Saville and Ralph Harris by the front door......that should keep the little b*stards away

Chocolate coated Brussel Sprouts here 🤗👍

 

[Paulus]

I have put lifelike dummies of Jimmy Saville and Ralph Harris by the front door......that should keep the little b*stards away

Who's Ralph Harris, a cousin maybe?

 

[Exlaser2]

Morning all. It’s nice bright start to the day here in Coventry, but rain is on its way his afternoon.
Will be taking my daughter to work in a few mins, then it’s back home for coffee and croissants.
Then we will see what the day brings.

 

[PaulSB]

Mrs P went shopping yesterday. She seems to have forgotten we're going out between 5.00 and 7.00pm tonight. Somebody will have to eat this lot........

 

[Dirk]

Morning all

Got the docs at 10.30 for a check up.
Will be meeting up with our mates from Minehead afterwards for lunch. They're off to Madeira next week and wanted to see me before they go, as it's my birthday next Wednesday.

 

[numbnuts]

Morning

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

Been up for a while, Bruce walked, me cleaned up, now sitting down with breakfast and a coffee and watching the caravanists take their poo suitcases for their morning walk.

Absolutely hammered it down again overnight, although Bruce and I were snuggly warm.

Will be hitting the road for Poshshire at about 1000hrs, see how much little Geddy has grown in my absence.