From the BBC text feed on Scotland v Denmark:
"America, Scotland are coming.
We're going to deep fry your bagels."
😂😂😂 Mrs P is dancing round the front room.
Oh deer,
looks like we're going to get a non stop feed of football BS from now until it's over. I don't much like football but I really hate all the BS that comes with it.
I think I'll go and find a deep cave to hide away in.