The Retirement Thread

[postman]

I have a reading to do at our sons wedding.It has no title,so seeing as the words I LOVE YOU are used more than a few times,i have named it.So now i am learning my lines,holding my voice at the right time for more effect.This could lead to bigger things,voice overs and such,you see i have a face fit for radio.Right Mr DeMille i am ready.What do you mean this is a silent film,this is my big chance.It might only be a wedding barn for you it's a lot more for me.

 

[PeteXXX]

Lamb today

I just read a book about them.. Go down well with a nice Chianti, I'm told.. 🐑

 

[Dave7]

I’ve mentioned before, but I am inclined to be extremely lazy by nature so I suppose some people would class my days as being wasted or frittered away. I am content enough though, although there’s a few things that I should make more effort with.

I think there is a word/phrase for that. Cant recall it exactly but its something like 'getting older'.
Even for those that feel fit some of the get up and go has got up and gone.

 

[tarric]

Well it's bloody hot again, not quite topped the 40+ of yesterday but it's currently 39°C, I made the stupid decision to go for a ride this morning, not very far about 25km but the heat was ridicules, had to have a cold shower to recover. Spent the rest of the day reclined on the lounger in the shade apart from a little bit of personal admin on the laptop.

 

[Dave7]

The planned BBQ has been cancelled.
I am now on burger with jacket spud and coleslaw.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just watched a slimming video
Battle of the Bulge

 

[numbnuts]

Oops........

 

[Drago]

Halle Berry is 60 today. I hope I look thet good in 18 months when Im 60, although preferably not female.

 

[postman]

The planned BBQ has been cancelled.
I am now on burger with jacket spud and coleslaw.

Don't Burnham.

 

[Dave7]

Don't Burnham.

Is there a groan emoji ?

 

[Dave7]

Halle Berry is 60 today. I hope I look thet good in 18 months when Im 60, although preferably not female.

She is a good looking woman.

 

[Drago]

She is indeed very attractive.

Unlike me, who was hit in the face by a breeze block while in the womb.

 

[Paulus]

I've just had a government alert come through on my phone alerting me to the threat of wild fires. There are none around this area st the moment.😮

 

[Dave7]

I've just had a government alert come through on my phone alerting me to the threat of wild fires. There are none around this area st the moment.😮

Yes, I've just had one. It certainly woke me up

 

[gavroche]

Yes, I've just had one. It certainly woke me up

Me too , and all in Welsh which I can't speak a word of.
Luckily, it was in English on my wife's phone.