The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

I mean, Petes Dribbling butt, Dave's Virgin box, Numbnuts' fish pie, the thread has become a veritable smut fest.

 

[Dave7]

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I wish

 

[Dave7]

I’m getting seriously concerned at the ads I’m getting on the site at the moment!



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And when you took the test what was the result ?

 

[Drago]

And when you took the test what was the result ?

He passed out halfway through and woke up naked at the bottom of the stairs with an aubergine stuck up his behind.

 

[Dave7]

Just for @ebikeerwidnes
My alcohol free Guinness this lunchtime.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Just for @ebikeerwidnes
My alcohol free Guinness this lunchtime.

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I had one yesterday and noticed that the volume is 550ml. 500ml is a half litre, and 568ml is an Imperial Pint. A bit too minimal to be " shrinkflation ". Perhaps the "Widget" accounts for the missing 18ml🤔

 

[Dave7]

I had one yesterday and noticed that the volume is 550ml. 500ml is a half litre, and 568ml is an Imperial Pint. A bit too minimal to be " shrinkflation ". Perhaps the "Widget" accounts for the missing 18ml🤔

TBH I dont know what size that was. I get 6 packs from Aldi and they are only 440mm.

 

[tarric]

Well stroll strolled, lunch eaten. Have to admit I do like the Spanish and other Southern European's approach to lunch, 1-4 pm Meal of the Day.
Soup, Salt cod, chorizo, potatoes and pimento.

Main, Pan fried marinated turkey leg steaks and chips

Dessert, Creme caramel and cream

All washed down with a couple of these.

Oh and don't forget the coffee.

Mind you I don't know how the get anything done after lunch.