The Rise Of The Willy on TV

[Tim Hall]

Wasn't it just something about it being no more erect than Scandinavia?

I remembered is as the Mull of Kintyre. A swift bit of web based research reveals (a) that was to do the the British Board of Film Classification and (b) apocryphal. Linky

 

[Smokin Joe]

Except you don't generally actually see the rise of the penis. Flaccid only, please : we're British.

A film called "Nymphomaniac" is sometimes shown on Movies4men or Talking Pictures TV. You not only see an unflacid member but actual penetration shots.

 

[Piemaster]

A film called "Nymphomaniac" is sometimes shown on Movies4men or Talking Pictures TV. You not only see an unflacid member but actual penetration shots.

Did you watch it on both channels to make sure it was....uncut?

 

[mjr]

I thought so too, until I accidentally channel-hopped into a late night episode of Sex Pod a few weeks ago. Not only was there a distinctly non-flaccid member evident, it was being used enthusiastically on/in a cooperative young woman. And when they got bored of that, they demonstrated some very juicy cunnilingus in close-up.

I was so shocked that I spilt my late night mug of tea!

I didn't find a word for tea fetishism in https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/sexual-fetish_n_4144418.html but I did find a club for you at https://www.facebook.com/teafetishemporium

 

[Tin Pot]

Best thing to happen, ever.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Reminds me of Mrs Merton interviewing Mary Whitehouse about her thoughts on a statue being created in her honour.

Mrs Whitehouse said that she was flattered, to which Mrs Merton said 'that's a surprise. It must be the first time you haven't complained when an erection is on display in a public place'.

 

[pplpilot]

Only just noticed? All I can see when I turn on the TV are pricks...

 

[Levo-Lon]

I thought it started ' with the rise and fall of Reggie Perrin'

 

[Fab Foodie]

Wasn't it just something about it being no more erect than Scandinavia?

Or the Mull of Kintyre....

 

[jefmcg]

Well, I think that the TV bosses finally understand that the Penis mightier than the sword!


I thought so too, until I accidentally channel-hopped into a late night episode of Sex Pod a few weeks ago. Not only was there a distinctly non-flaccid member evident, it was being used enthusiastically on/in a cooperative young woman. And when they got bored of that, they demonstrated some very juicy cunnilingus in close-up.

I was so shocked that I spilt my late night mug of tea!

A film called "Nymphomaniac" is sometimes shown on Movies4men or Talking Pictures TV. You not only see an unflacid member but actual penetration shots.

That's me discovered. I don't consume tv via broadcast, so all my TV content jokes are about 5 years old.

On the pro side, I haven't - and probably won't - seen the John Lewis ad.

 

[jefmcg]

I thought it started ' with the rise and fall fall and rise of Reggie Perrin'

FTFY
@Fab Foodie, I can't be doing your work for you. This is clearly your job.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Or the Mull of Kintyre....

TMN goes to....

 

[Spinney]

Mod note: Thread title change is to warn anyone who may be watching with kids (or, indeed, at work). The alternative was locking the thread...

 

[mjr]

Mod note: Thread title change is to warn anyone who may be watching with kids (or, indeed, at work). The alternative was locking the thread...

Because children don't have penises?

 

[Spinney]

No, because parents having children around while browsing may not wish to discuss such things. Or explain some of the other phrases they will encounter if reading through the thread.